Lets start with (try and give a reaosn if possible) THE WINNER - KEITH * LEMON I appreciate its an alter ego but he is still a *. Andy Murray - He's basically just a miserable sod isn't he? Chris Martin (Coldplay) - Complete wierdo who called his daughter 'Apple' and is basically a bit abstract/oddball like. Paul McCartney/Ringo Starr - Ringo hates on scousers even though he is from here and Paul just acts like a *. Marrying barmy women and supporting stupid things. Jimmy Carr - * comedian and more bad stuff to say about scousers. Kim Karshardian - Why the * is she famous?