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Best Thatcher joke competition.

Discussion in 'Competition Corner' started by Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016.

Discuss Best Thatcher joke competition. in the Competition Corner area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Mr. Slippyfist

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    And there was me thinking that was quite witty :54:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  2. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Better than I could do off the cuff tbf..:smiley-laughing002:
     
    JC Anton, Mar 17, 2016
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  3. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    This.
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  4. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    More of a limerick than a joke.

    There once was a woman called Maggie.
    She was a *.
    The end.
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  5. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What's the difference between Maggie Thatcher and the Brighton Bomber?

    Maggie shat it.........
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  6. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What's do Satan and dear Maggie's husband have in common?

    They both shat it when they realised she was coming.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  7. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    Jack Torrance, Mar 17, 2016
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  8. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What do Maggie Thatcher and her hair have in common?

    They both died.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  9. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    what did maggie Thatcher smell like?

    a * full of * and maggots!
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 17, 2016
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  10. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  11. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  12. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    :56: :56:
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  13. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    :50:
     
    Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016
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  14. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated.
    Unfortunately, we've no coal left.







    I'm a keen swimmer, and if someone were to ask me what my favourite stroke was, I'd say Margaret Thatcher's.
     
    Henrik 07, Mar 17, 2016
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  15. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I see you're a keen joke-thief also?

     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  16. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Henrik 07, Mar 17, 2016
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  17. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zxm4x5GcH8[/ame]
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 19, 2016
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    Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral.
    It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.:smiley-laughing002:
     
    eddiemcd1888, Mar 19, 2016
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  19. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzk6cxNRRUc[/ame]
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 19, 2016
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  20. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Y1HjkESEU[/ame]
     
    Sean Daleer, Mar 19, 2016
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