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Best Thatcher joke competition.

Discussion in 'Competition Corner' started by Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016.

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  1. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    On April 8th it will be 3 years since the witch that was Thatcher died.
    To celebrate i will give 10 million vs to the entrant with the best Thatcher joke.
    I will decide on that anniversary.
    Last entry must be in by 11.59pm on April 7th.
    Have fun.:icon_mrgreen:
     
    Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016
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  2. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    * sake :56::56:

    Right I'll start....

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Maggie Thatcher.

    Naw it isnae, she's deed.





    :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Doogs., Mar 17, 2016
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  3. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Good start. :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016
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  4. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    She was gonna be cremated but there was no coal left
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  5. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Kenny Everrett :

    "Once Britain was part of an Empire and was ruled by an Emperor
    Then it was a kingdom and was ruled by a King
    Now it is a country and is ruled by......Margaret Thatcher."
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  6. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    "Thatcher is the reason tweets about her death are riddled with spelling mistakes" ( no offence Jungo)
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  7. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    April 2013: Thatcher dies
    May 2013: * privatised
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  8. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I was always for a public cremation of Thatcher..........








    Right up until she died.
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  9. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    April 1988 Thatcher- "There is no such thing as society"
    April 2013" Society-"There is no such thing as Thatcher"
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  10. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What's the difference between maggie thatcher and paul daniels?
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  11. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I dunno; what is the difference between Paul Daniels and Margaret Thatcher ?
     
    StPauli1916, Mar 17, 2016
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  12. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    I don't know. What's the difference between Maggie Thatcher and Paul Daniels?
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  13. Mr. Slippyfist

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    One's a deed magician, and it was magic when the other one died.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  14. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    [​IMG]
     
    Marty McFly, Mar 17, 2016
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  15. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    burn in * *

    what do i win?
     
    Jack Torrance, Mar 17, 2016
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  16. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    Works for me..:smiley-laughing002:
     
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  17. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    I enjoy a good swim but if someone was to ask my favourite stroke I'd have to say Maggie Thatchers
     
    James, Mar 17, 2016
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  18. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I have to take full credit for that bad boy, made it up myself :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  19. Mr. Slippyfist

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    What's the difference between Maggie Thatcher and the phrase "thinking outside of the box"

    Maggie's IN the box :bbpd:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Mar 17, 2016
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  20. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    You should have quit whilst ahead..:smiley-laughing002:
     
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