Anyone celebrating the royal wedding

You need to get back to the history books dude.

 

In west London Buckingham born and raised
In the palace is where i spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool
With my Nans country all underneath her rule

When a flatmate of mine, who i thought was a square
Started making trouble in my underwear
She came to one little parade and my dad got scared
And said "you're marrying this girl before you lose all your hair"

I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
The ring said "Diana" and had a sapphire in the middle
If anything i could say this ring was rare
But my Dad said forget it - "yo holmes to the square!"

I pulled up to the Abby 'bout 11am
And I yelled to my people "yo holmes rule ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince with no hair.

 

TO be fair, leaving all the history and politics aside, its mainly lassies and old women who really are interested in it. Its the old fashioned wee girl's dream about being a princess and weddings etc that interests a lot of them. I cant be bothered getting hot under the collar about the royals. The crown really means the state and the royals have been powerless for over 300 years. The royals havent been responsble for British policy for 300 years. They were really just kept in a powerless form as a compromise after the English Civil Wars. Bottom line is there are loads of polls done and the majority have never wanted to punt them. Like it or not in a democracy they will remain in place until a majority want rid. As for Kate, some bod on her. I would!!

 

Take a bow.

 

farce if u ask me all the orange areas here in belfast are having street partys * cringe worthy they realy are a diferent breed of people

 

aye they think that if they meet the so called royal familly they would be best buddys. The queen wouldn't * on them if they were in the middle of the * street on fire.
Its just a get it up yees to us and i couldnt give a *

 

thank * ts nearly finshed the wife is * wedding daft

a load of pish ,nothing against them 2 mind let them get on with it

 

Just caught a glimpse of the farce on the news there and the more i see of prance harry the more i am convinced he is that * diana had an affair with's love child with the ginger hair he is the spitting image of him but i cant remember his name

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Thank * it's over!!!

 

i must admit, I watched the first 30 mins of the ceremony on and off whilst getting ready to nip out and see some clients but I have to , Nay , I absolutely must congratulate the new young couple for giving us all a laugh

second hymn in "bread of heaven" which we football fans use to sing "We'll support you ever more, We'll support you ever more"

now we also used this melody to celebrate a certain MIchael Fagan who broke into the queens apartments in the early eighties

needless to say (in my empty house) I attempted a full operatic "MIchael Fagan Sha**ed the QUeen!" to each chorus whilst doing my tie and having a quick coffee

thank you William and Kate, you gave me a laugh

(thank you pippa, you gave me a stonner)

 

Pippa has an amazing * could easily be named the royal Rump

 

Going a bit OTT with this *,every radio station at work had it on,nearly every channel on telly had some part of it on.......i think i saw W an K driving....had they seatbelts on ??????????????????

 

* excellent mate

 

what fun you could make with those middleton girlies

Kate is Lovely, Pippa is quite spiffing and the Mother is fantastic for a mature quail.

If I was in a position of power like the young groomed grand master I would command all three of them to wash my socks

 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pippa-Middleton-Ass-Appreciation-Society/183120471735513

Pippa Middleton * Appreciation Society.

11,282 people and counting.

 

Not my doing was a lad off si games .

 

I did notice Phillip chatting up that Pippa bird on the balcony. Lizzie was not amused. Tbh, I'm not too bothered by the royals even if i think the institution of the monarchy is well past its sell by date though the nauseating show of "Britishness" (really Englishness) on our media today has been annoying; in any case they always find a way to * away the short-term public goodwill these weddings bring