15 this week
Hope the 24th bring positive news for you
@James Not worth taking the chance mate, stay at home with your backpack and l'll take your ticket off you :)
I got a deodorant stick today. l'd never used one before so l read the instructions....."Remove top and push up bottom".....l'm in casualty just...
Obviously copied from elsewhere but first time l've seen it :giggle1:
The one l heard years ago was when the huns signed all these continental...
48,000 Bluenoses meet at Ibrox for a 'Huns Are Not Stupid' convention.
Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to...
Just nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket by telling the traffic policewoman that she looked "bloody stunning"...…….then l fucked it up...
l'm sure there's a roundabout version for @McGuire
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger...…………...it was only when l was standing with my cock out l realised she really...
I was driving home yesterday when l came to one of these half barrier level crossings. The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their...
17 in quiz 146
9 this week
At breakfast time this morning my 5 year old asked me, "dad, are we a Republican family?" l said "son, you're too young for all that kind of...
My wife told me sex is better on holiday...…………...not the best postcard l've ever recieved
@Marty McFly Can you do mine as well mate please?
Re building the main stand would be impossible due to the electricity pylons...……….:)
Turn it up any way you want, l didn't have a clue...…..on that note @StPauli1916 l'm in :50:
You know it was good when the filth on scum media are praising it
That one will be lost on the weans
Are you Jim McLean?
l had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill...…..They were Goodyears