Try Open Office
The right foot :sicksmile
95. Proof positive that only the good die young.
Grandson of the Hun cunt was in the paper last week saying he should have got the part "ah look like ma granda and sound like ma granda". Ha ha,...
Seems Acclaim were on to something
Unless you are Alexandre the Meerkat this should never be uttered but sadly often is:
Another proud moment for the American education system.
Getting that wrong should be an instant banning offence.
That footage where he's coming out the lander is horrendous. Not kidding but I got better quality pictures with my old dial tune black and white...
Supposedly there's enough Hydrogen 3 to power Earth for centuries but the aliens got there first and told us Humans to back off.
When i tore a muscle in my back the bottom exercise worked a treat:
Transmit's lack of vowels.
She's a bit auld for having weans, will be 40 when they're born.
That's good to know. I was worried he was part of the starting 11 that the Huns managed to pump 3-1.
What happens if the vote stays 50/50?
Fuck that, anything over 22 is too hot to me and that's not far off double my comfort heat. I prefer going into Europe in spring or autumn because...
Companies that make you call in every day of your illness at 8am are complete cunts. It's stressful enough calling in once but the stress of...
I guess you have to laugh at how you can buy a football team and then sponsor them yourself so you can get round the FFP rules. That is a...