Few years ago went on a date with a disabled girl. Went to the cinema then for some food. Went back to hers and was kissing in the garden. She...
FFS leeso, are you a cat?
Probably The Bigotdrome where the famous Glasgow Ranjurs used to play
Or Braehead if that's classed as a landmark
These Mercedes S Class aren't really worth a fuck
Thought this was another Brendan Rodgers thread
My mate just rang me in tears. His wife has left him taking his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish...……….poor bastard...………..no woman no Sky
So basically if the Europa League finished at the qualifying stages the huns would have won it?
A 10 year old girl asks her mum, "mummy, how was l born?"
The mother smiled and replied, "once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a...
Cup final day and a guy walks into the pub with his dog and
orders a pint. Just then his dog barks once.
Great says the guy, Celtic have scored !...
Maybe a wee reminder to some people on here that the league isn't lost due to a couple of poor results and performances in September and October
Think @bagforlife has got lost :39:
Were you reading yer Broons book in the shitehouse this morning? :rofl:
Pick me up and we'll head for Ayr :60:
So you're the cunt that caused the tailbacks on the M8?
You wont find many of your acquired sexual preferences in the Highlands Tim
At school my favourite lesson was PE, probably because l had the biggest cock. l used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the kids...
Was that wee Burneys jeans in Richard Gough's medal collection?
Problem with being a good liar is that you need to have a good memory as well.
When Harvey finally goes the fee will be "undisclosed" as they'll...
Aye right, bet the wife and kids are saying the same thing
Doctor said if l had a vasectomy l wouldn't have any kids...…….had the op, got home, they're still fuckin there!!!!!