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Funny songs from the fans

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by St.Sixtus, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. Firefly

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    Walk On or Let The People Sing
    i remember at a huns game a good few years ago nothing much was happening and the crowd at our end had gone abit quiet.Michael Mols got the ball and just played a pass away to someone.cue some big ned jumping up and singing very slow Haww Michael Mols..your wifes a fat * cow! suppose you would have to be there but everyone found it very funny at the time.
    or the classic..
    there's only one Bobby Petta
    He was *, now he's betta
    We took him to Mass
    Now he's world class
    walking in a Petta wonderland!!
    :56:
     
  2. kingdom kev

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    jumping oot their windaes when we win.
    from the jungle early 80`s
    michael fagan shagged the queen.
    john greig is a poof tra la la la la.
    dig a hole and bury him,to any opposition player lying on the pitch
    and the unforgettable SS RUC
    happy days of true free speach:celt_2:
     
  3. toperomekoms

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    thats the sort of * u expect from the huns
     
  4. coyle_celticmad

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    oh ashley coles a *,
    his wife is sheryl tweedy,
    and when shes riding ashley,
    she thinks of aiden mc geady ,

    Aiden mc Geady, Aiden mc Geady
     
  5. ali_cfc

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    mines has to be

    "does your live stock know your here"
    to the aberdeen fans
     
  6. ardoynecelt1984

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    wat bot uel b watching the bill wen were in seville ,an watching eastenders wen were on a bender:50::86:........ thought that was a fukin cracker , was signing it all week in seville :bbpd:
     
  7. Craigyjac.

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    Hampden In The Sun
    Spurs fans sug this to Van Persie after he was held for alleged rape.
    To the tune of craig davids, Rewind/bo selecter
    Van Persie
    when a girl says no
    molest her.
     
  8. pope artur

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    his sister is his motherhis father is his brotherthey all * one anotherthe adam familydurururu du du.
     
  9. qatar bhoy

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    the celtic song / boys of the old brigade
    when delia smith had her drunken rant at half time v chelsea, when the teams ran out for the 2nd half the chelsea fans sung " weve got abramovitch uve got a drunken *" * priceless :56:
     
  10. BarryBhoy

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    * BEAST
     
  11. WeeBhoy7

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    mines has to be in the nou camp. down 1-0 and its absolutely boltick. turn round and about 200 celtic fans in a corners got there tops off, swinging them round there heads singing "we're all fukin freesing" it was class
     
  12. Stuface

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    That was brilliant. Probably one of the best away nights I've had in years, that fat guy got some abuse off us!
     
  13. sirmike045

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    can anyone remember an aberdeen away game a few years ago just after advocaat had dropped ricksen for an old firm game? and we all sang 'we saw all the huns we know, but we never saw ricksen at all' :icon_mrgreen:
     
  14. muaythai postie

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    i remember in the jungle when rangers players came out to check the pitch b4 the game and at the time souness had just split from his wife and there was a guy in a teddy bear outfit on the pitch and the fans started chanting,souness souness theirs your wife.had to be there.
     
  15. Craigyjac.

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    I'd rather * a sheep, than mols's wife.
     
  16. AnthonyBhoy

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    bobos gonnae get ye
     
  17. Ryan 67

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    "The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, Allan McGregor, the baby's not yours. "It's Paddy McCourt's, It's Paddy McCourt's, Allan McGregor, It's Paddy McCourts" :56::56:
     
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    thats class, must belt that out when im drunk
     
  19. bebackman

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    from the old beach end at aberdeen yous only sing when you fishing sing when your fishing
     
  20. LyleDavidson

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    Oh Christian Dailly,
    You are the love of my life,
    Oh Christian Dailly,
    I need you to * my wife,
    Oh Christian Dailly,
    I want curly hair too..

    or

    Leeds fans singing
    We're not famous
    we're not famous
    we're not famous anymore
    we're not famous anymore