Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

The words 'yaldi' & 'chillax' do my fukin head in.

 

Hamilton Accies, everything about them. They have about 5 fans that turn up, play utterly horrendous football and pretty much drag us (and even the huns) down to their level. Even our 3 goal wins against them in recent years has been an utter drag to watch. Hopefully this is the year they finally go down, would like Inverness or even Dundee back up instead of these dregs.

 

Folk that go to other folk's funerals when if they had passed them in the street the week before they crocked it they probably wouldnt even have stopped to talk to the person. And basically the whole entire hypocritical * that comes with a funeral.

- How the dead person suddenly becomes a fantastic person all round now that they are dead

- Folk bringing toddlers and even babies to the * service. Clearly no a place for weans ya *

- Folk pretending to get on with other folk when they are at the thing when they really * hate each other and immidiatley proceed to * about each other behind each other's back at the first opportunity (usually women).

- More people that barely knew the person going back to the doo afterwards cause there's one free drink and a buffet laid on by the family. No one really wants you back at the doo. You just want a free drink. Scrounging *.

- People sitting around the tables at the doo * about the person's will....who got what..and who got * all....yet pretending that they're no bothered in the slightest.

- And the whole cost of the * thing. Seems to me like its the most expensive thing you can do is die. I personally want a canal funeral and a black bin bag coffin...cause I'll no be caring cause it's no as if Im gonnae be there to see it....so whats the point???

 

Hahahaha, fukin brilliant mate and so true.

So so many false * goin about these days.

 

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someone didny get their hole at the weekend.

 

The phrase "just bants" . People seem to use the words as an excuse for being a *. After being a * "it's just bants". No you were being a *, you meant to be a *, said excuse makes you more of a *.
Oh and use the word banter you lazy *, only one extra * syllable.

 

'bants'....I forgot about that one.

 

Dishes in and around sinks leaver inners

Lazy disrespectful *

 

especially if they have not scrapped leftover food off and gave them a quick rinse ahead of the dishwasher/washing up.

that used to cause so many rammies in my house, kids have left home now so not really an issue now.

 

One of those days you meet every * driver going, right from the off at 5:30am on the way to work to the drive home.

Just need to get through this week, no more cuntish commuting and no more driving on * UK roads

 

Aye! This absolutely fries my head.

 

That's even worse to admit that they are leaving it for the cleaner.

We even put signs up to explain the cleaners are here to clean the sink not your clorty dishes and to be courteous etc etc

Still people ignore it.

 

IPTV....

Everything works perfect, films , live TV, can even watch sky sports and BT fine during the day.

As soon as a decent game of fitba is on, it turns to pure aids.

 

Belter of a reply mate. You sure showed them...

 

Don't grass yersel in.

Especially when you're using words like "shanked"...

 

The Brit Awards.....* ?

 

I'm going to further that with award ceremonies in general. Crap jokes, crap speeches and the smugness is dreadful.