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Your Funniest Insults for them...

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Celtic_Daft1888, Dec 27, 2019.

Discuss Your Funniest Insults for them... in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Celtic_Daft1888

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    So I have a best mate who’s a Rangers fan and we have both been season ticket holders for years. After every home old firm game, we send a message to each other wishing each other good luck. The text usually goes

    “Good luck the day... ya horrible, ugly,” etc etc

    I’m looking for the more witty members in this group to help me blitz him in the best way possible. He is a hun but he’s very clever with his insults and usually gets the better of me. I’d love to hammer him this time. Banter isn’t my strongest point.

    Thanks and HH
     
  2. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Good luck ya dirty ugly smelly rancid horrible mutant zombie hun *.

    Mind the stairs...
     
  3. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    "Rangers died and there is no old firm ya troglodyte *" is pretty witty imo.
     
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  4. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Just call them what they are.


    Orange *
     
  5. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Shagged yer wife and yer sister at the same time.














    Coz they're the same person ya * dirty clatty hillbilly sister-* larkhall fuckpig bastardin piece of hun *!
     
  6. Cringer67

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    Singing the andy Halliday song when we were 5-0 up last season at home was pretty awesome.
     
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  7. Garrymac1888 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Every single wan of you oversized forehead pish stained tramps came out yer maws *.
     
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  8. jake10

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    When I see one of them with their 'tap' on I go up to them and say, "don't worry, there's a chemist down the road who'll give you an ointment for that scab on your back"
     
  9. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    The monkeys died.
     
  10. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Wow.

    And they say that the first cut is the deepest, well baby it's no!
     
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  11. Bayern Bru Gold Member Gold Member

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    Depends how twisted and bitter you wanna get
     
  12. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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  13. Celtic_Daft1888

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    Extremely
     
  14. StevieBhoooy!

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    ‘Rangers supporting mate’ just does not compute...

    866E3B46-1645-4F4B-A796-EBE62126CADD.jpeg
     
  15. Leone Naka Fan

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    You creepy shibito!

    (Japanese word for the undead)
     
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  16. JC Anton Get yer, hats, scarfs badges & tapes

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    You remain an irrelevance.
     
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    See the thing is nothing we can say can hurt them as much as the hurt they caused themselves. Every single one of them knows the truth, that's why they do all this 1872 thing so vehemently. They died they caused it, they let it happen and they know it
     
  18. Hope N Ur Heart

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    Rangers who ???
     
  20. tarboltontim We have nothing to lose but our chains. Gold Member

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    The Rangers did you say?