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Lies your parents used to tell you

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Oct 2, 2019.

Discuss Lies your parents used to tell you in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Eating the crusts of the bread will give you curly hair
     
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    Human activity influences the climate system.
     
  5. Seán Mac D Gold Member Gold Member

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    That my dad was just going down to the shops for bread & milk and he would be back in 5 minutes.
     
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    When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
     
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    If I said sweary words Maggie Murphy would come and take me away.
     
  11. MagnificentSeven Charly Musonda CSC

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    We will get it at the weekend.
     
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    Santa isn't here if the radiators haven't turned on because he turns them on when he leaves... 7am timer in action to stop us getting up at 4am :56:
     
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    Drugs are bad mmmkay
     
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    Auld *. A few years back Mick I was in work and this kid about 5/6 was acting a wee Bollix. His ma said he’s the bad man and he’ll take you away. Bad timing as I wasn’t in top form. I * tore strips off her and said she was as good as calling me a Paedo.:giggle1:
     
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    I loved the crusts and my hairs fine ...







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    1st sunday through the week.
     
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    A boy I knew's dad telt him that.
     
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    "If you're lying your tongue will turn black"

    Me choosing not to show my tongue, thick eejit.
     
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    Yip remember that one. Done it on my two as well.
     
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