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House Flys

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Scotia, Jul 15, 2019.

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  1. The IRA

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    I use Semtex.

    Doesn't miss.
     
  2. Senna s1979

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  3. The IRA

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    Fs mate, was only talking about my own house - which is now in ruins incidentally.
     
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  4. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    Take a dump on the carpet, they congregate round it and it makes them easier to swat.
     
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  5. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    I had a big * seagull sized moth wake me up at half 11 last night.

    Flappy flappy right off the face. Shat it, punched him... missed. Got a flip flop and ran about like a mady. He had a chance tho, I'm no a full on barbarian. Turned the light off and the bathroom one on just outside the room. Nah he wanted a showdown and he lost. Now in my we room bin. Feel a bit guilty looking at him the night though. Good pals while it lasted.


    Edit: * he actually just reminded me of my we room wasp I had to take out. Assassin style. Got the electric bat, BANG! Got him! Fell like a we fly. Straight in the we bin by my bed. No joke, * zombie * came alive again 10 minutes later buzzing on some plastic. Went for the brain that time.
     
  6. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    @ddub11 this could be your problem right here.:50:
     
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    The size of thon. He's that much fluff on his legs he can't even take off, he could on the other hand buff up my floor
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  8. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator Gold Member

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    That’s no a fly ffs that’s a janny long legs.

    You pull their legs off one by one for banter.
     
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    Last few days they have been rife,i cant leave a window open for 5 minutes last few days without getttin a few flying in.Im trying to get rid of the smoke too so been leaving them open.
     
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    Hate hate hate the stinking wee *, its things like them which prove there is no *
     
  11. LV426 Guest

    are you pished????????
     
  12. LV426 Guest

    heard that they are actually poisonous but they don't have big enough teeth to get through human skin or the could do some serious damage. maybe some of you more nature aware fruitcakes could keep us right on this one. btw think its actual name is a crane fly but better known as a jenny long legs.
     
  13. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Was a tad.
     
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    Hoover works perfect and is actually fun.
     
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    :60: Thought so, enjoy.
     
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    Cant beat these, work even better than the industrial electric numbers.

    Cheap as * too!

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