Celtic v Hun Scum, Premiership, Sunday 31st March, Sky Sports Football 12:00 ko

I think we'll win this one comfortably.

Would be disappointed with any less than a resounding victory.

 

Would like to think so against their midfield trio of Jack, McCrorie and Arfield. Their midfield is so average.

 

I want that banger Morelos broken in two.

 

Any win mate, any win..

 

36 quid to go watch nacho novo do lines off marvin andrews * while you chew on a "breakfast roll" ( dave kings ma is makin fried egg and catfood wraps) ,followed by a post match q&a with said coke head and * snake handler.

Even the most stauchest of staunchers are laughing at the price ffs.

No wonder theyre * fining * 20k for instagram boo boos.

Wonder what davey boy will conjure up at the end of the season when they walk away with * all again.

"Come on doon tae bar 72 this 12th of July and relive the historic 1-1 thrashing of fc ufa! On arrival you will be greeted with a wet sock full of pedigree chum and a half pint of our new rangers brand beer "hunweiser". There will be a raffle to win a signed dean shields eye ball followed by a "how to put all the plastic bags under your sink to good use" q&a with coronaton streets jim mcdonald. Tickets cost £55."

Absolute * tramps

 

I wouldn't be broken-hearted with a 1-0 win but I wouldn't be elated either.

We let them off the hook in the 1st game in September when we should have hammered them. Most one-sided 1-0 game I've ever seen.

The performance in the next game on the 29th December was utter dug *, The worst I can remember at Ibrox for many-a-year. If our squad have anything about them they'll want to make amends for that day.

This is not a good Tribute act we're playing. They have 1 win in the last 5 games and their defence is absolutely humming. We've struggled the last few games against teams that sit with 10 behind the ball but the arrogance of them won't allow that. They'll have a go at us and that should leave plenty space for us to exploit.

We need our attacking players to stand up and be counted like they didn't do in December, if we do that then this is only ending in one way; a comfortable victory.

 

Got a wedding the day before so I’ll probably be hungover as *. Better win.

 

They’ll sit in, defo..

At this stage of the season and with everything that’s happened, I’d take any win.. the performance is important for Lenny and his ambitions for the job but I’d take 1-0 right now 100%..

We’ve beaten them in the past with some truly awful sides, it’s whoever turns up on the day.

 

Hack out a win and secure the league. Home crowd behind us should give us an edge.

 

I'm not usually fussed about the 11 we face on the day but I hope they play Defoe. He'll be anonymous and they are * when they play with two up.

 

Nice way to spend your honeymoon

 

Let them hear and feel the thunder !!! cos it’s essential that either Aberdeen or Kilmarnock beat the Huns to second place. As long as they are kept to third place it stops them being second best and continually paired up with us in any talk about a move elsewhere.

 

Heading doon the Galagate for a fortnight to celebrate

 

I hope Burke gets a run out as the scum will * themselves with him running at them .

 

Thanks for that mate, looks like I'll be joined by some family so a neutral pub won't be the worst idea. Been told to head to Tickety Boo's (which is the shitest name for a pub I've heard in a while).

 

Not the best pub for watching football tbh. Better off at Nether Inn, Old Bank Bar or Trades. Enjoy either way!

 

Thanks mate I'll mention it, appreciate the advice

 

get the fekkin choons oan !!!!!!