Everyone is a Hypocrite

What * do you do that makes you a * hypocrite?

Off the top of my head, I despise fascism and those who promote it. I * love Paolo Di Canio...

 

I despise fascism but would cheer for Lazio against Man. Utd., Chelsea, Liverpool etc

 

I slag people for taking selfies but like to have a * while looking in the mirror

 

That’s a good one

 

I get really annoyed at people who say the whole "music is terrible now, I only listen to classic stuff!" because they're cherry picking, but there's not a single current band or artist who I regularly listen to atm.

 

I do that as well

 

I think the welsh are a shower of brexit supporting muppets but I hope they beat the english today, The same english who include millions of EU remain voters, but I still wanna see them lose.

My hypocrisy is exposed.

 

I hate cops, particularly heavy-handed Franco pigs, but I cheer them on whenever they're laying into the Huns.

I support LGBT causes but I also like Hamas.

 

I like socialism but i wish i was loaded.
I'm a supporter of freedoms of speech/identity/race/creed/expression etc. but i * loathe Huns and there is no such things as a 'good' one of them.
I hate Imperialism but i was part of the imperialist war machine.
I love to dance but i dance like Stephen Hawking having a fit.

 

I'm a fat * but have no respect for fat *.

I'm an atheist but hate some religions more than others.

I say the "party tunes" are outdated, but a few rums, the rebs are getting belted out.

 

I tell people not to believe everything they read but will happily go along with some conspiracy theories with little evidence when it suites my beliefs even though I should know better.

I thing there's loads of things I'm a hypocrite about. I also say that I'm not worried about how other people live their lives and people should be able to do what they want (as long as it doesn't harm off) but will also spend time slagging off others about the way they look, act, talk or what they do.

Also I'm very good at pointing out what others are doing wrong in their lives yet there's still some aspects of my life that I haven't fixed yet.

I think I like a lot of people could do with a period of self-reflection and introspection so that we can see our hypocrisies. In general sometimes our delusions get the best of us and the majority of people have delusions in their lives about why they say things, think things, do things, etc.

 

I like to think of myself as fairly liberal when it comes to crime and punishment, rehabilitation being a sentiment I agree with.

However I would happily string a paedo up by the baws and leave him there to bleed out.

 

This.

I hate that really right-wing law-and-order populism when it comes to crime and punishment. We all know the type of gammon-face * who demand "muzlims" and "terrowists" be harshly dealt with, have no human rights, and should be executed by public hanging.

At the same time, I love Dirty Harry movies and wouldn't shed a tear if someone who had been torturing defenceless animals was hunted down by a mob and given a savage beating to death.

 

I'm anti-death penalty in principle, but I'm generally ok with armed struggle in pursuit of political aspirations (such as national liberation, anti-apartheid), even though that can result in deaths of thousands of people.

 

Think life overall for most people would be improved if social media * off but I still use it every day and while its around I don't think i'd ever willingly get rid of it.

Also believe its quite * for new bands and stuff to get going in the music business seeing as nobody really buys albums or singles anymore yet I'm quite happy to download and stream music for free cause its just so much * easier.

 

I play golf every week, have a season ticket at my local links and spend a fair bit on attire/equipment etc. Yet I look at * swanning about town in their golf gear and think “what a *”.

I’m not a member of a club though which saves me a wee bit in the * stakes.

 

I hate seeing poverty, both at home and abroad, but I could easily live on a fraction of what I spend. It's very depressing if I give it a lot of thought.

 

Excellent reading troops, I agree with a lot of these. @Clint Eastwoods one in particular