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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Aug 18, 2018.

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  1. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Much is Mrs TT getting when she poisons ye?

    Erm......I mean makes you your final meal :fear:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Aug 18, 2018
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  2. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    The original Mrs TT got plenty in our divorce settlement :47:

    Seriously though I would advise everyone to get, or at least look at them and definitely have life cover at the very least, a pre paid funeral plan given how much they are increasing in cost. I' have just started dealing with Dads estate (RIP) and he didn't have one but Mum did and the cost rise/difference from 7 year s ago is scary.
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Aug 18, 2018
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  3. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    Would,nt really like to know either , got a long way to go hopefully . sorted out my arrangements a wee while ago , no frills no fuss and defo no tears .
     
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  4. Free the Adblock Gold Member Gold Member

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    * that. Can the state no just bury me for nothing ? :67:
    I’d rather leave my boy whatever pittance I have, and let him enjoy it instead of paying for his deed auld da. Much are we talking here btw ?
     
    Free the Adblock, Aug 18, 2018
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  5. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Simply by knowing means you could change stuff. I'd imagine knowing how would be more of a comedy than when. A bit like that guy in the hot tub time machine getting his arm cut off.

    "You die by a big Russian blonde going too far in the bedroom" only problem is now your simply gonna avoid Russian blondes, so now everything changes. Butterfly effect.
    Suddenly you've no produced 15 little Russians you never knew about stopping the cure to a world wide epidemic in 100 years time ending the world as we know it. All because you actively avoided Russian blondes just to have a fat red head suffocate you with her * cheeks anyway.
     
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  6. smokie899

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    Already know how, have a rough idea of timescale. And it’s going to be slow and * horrible.
    But I’m living now. Can’t say I’m enjoying it really at the minute but I will.
    And when the times right I’m hitting every * bank, credit card and tick man I can and blowing the lot. * them I’ll be dead by the time they come calling :)
     
    smokie899, Aug 18, 2018
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  7. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    As long as we reach the 10 and i'm around tae witness it, i don't really give a fiddlers ! :60: :62: :party048:
     
    The Prof, Aug 18, 2018
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  8. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Neither
     
    cidermaster, Aug 18, 2018
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  9. Celtic Frost God of Hellfire Gold Member

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    either
     
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  10. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    They could make a few speaker cabs into a coffin for you.
     
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  11. Dalbeth3

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    It didn't count those who took part all died so it will have to done again
     
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  12. packybhoy Administrator Administrator Gold Member

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    Neither but if I chose how then I would probably spend the rest of my time waiting for it to happen. I’m at peace with my mortality for a long while now. Changed when my kids were born and both are up now but would like to be lucky enough to see my grandkids. But on the face of it all I don’t worry wether it’s tomorrow or next year or twenty years. * it and it is what it is. We are not here for ever. I have seen family and too many people I went to school with pass away at young ages. I’ve been lucky enough to see longer than them so I’m thankful for any further time.
     
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  13. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    If this was the case though just imagine how much revenge crime would take place let alone other trouble,think about it,just a thought.
     
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  14. Pablo87 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I'll be too busy being deed to give a * how :67:
     
    Pablo87, Aug 19, 2018
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    I know how i am going to die.........last breath
     
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  16. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy

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    This.

    A wise friend once told me nobody should know too much about their own future
     
    Marty McFly, Aug 19, 2018
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  17. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    And with your Time Machine,you know better than most!:56:
     
    cidermaster, Aug 19, 2018
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  18. Celtic Frost God of Hellfire Gold Member

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    You do Always have my best in thought...aww:50:
     
    Celtic Frost, Aug 21, 2018
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  19. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Too late for the Huns,they are already dead:56:
     
    cidermaster, Aug 21, 2018
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  20. ChrisMoh

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    When probably.ive already told my mother If i die I don't want a funereal or service of any kind,she can treat herself with the money,the state can do the * what the want with my body,but I don't want anybody making money of me because im dead.whether she goes along with this is another story,but it would be against my wishes.either way my consciousness will cease to exist.i don't think im special enough to be one of the lords chosen ones.
     
    ChrisMoh, Aug 22, 2018
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