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Best Thatcher joke competition.

Discussion in 'Competition Corner' started by Drakhan, Mar 17, 2016.

Discuss Best Thatcher joke competition. in the Competition Corner area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. Avatar Daizen The Last Hunskelper Gold Member

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    What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Rangers FC?

    Ten months.
     
    Avatar Daizen, Mar 20, 2016
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  2. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    Sean Daleer, Mar 20, 2016
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    * more miners than Jimmy Saville.
     
    TheHolyGoalie, Mar 21, 2016
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  4. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Right, just 5 days to go until the comp finishes.
    get cracking with more of those Thatcher jokes.
     
    Drakhan, Apr 2, 2016
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  5. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    1 more day to get those jokes in.
    I thought there would be a lot more Thatcher jokes than what's been entered.
     
    Drakhan, Apr 6, 2016
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  6. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral.. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...

    Maggie Thatcher is dead!! ------------- NHS doctors described her condition as satisfactory!!
     
    Henrik 07, Apr 6, 2016
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  7. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Winner of the Maggie Thacher joke comp is

    Big Mick.

    Everyone got prizes for entering.
     
    Drakhan, Apr 8, 2016
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  8. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Prizes already given but feel free to continue the celebration by posting more jokes.
     
    Drakhan, Apr 8, 2016
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    I'm rich! :veryhappy:

    Cheers mate.

    When I heard Maggie Thatcher had died, I jumped up and fist pumped the air while shouting "yasss!".

    Looking back on it now, it think I was a bit out of order. Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.

    :50:
     
    Avatar Daizen, Apr 8, 2016
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    :56:
     
    Markybhoy, Apr 8, 2016
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  11. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Yass I came second :56: * thatcher and her maw.
     
    Doogs., Apr 8, 2016
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  12. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Necrophiliac. :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Drakhan, Apr 8, 2016
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  13. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    It was a bit obvious you were going to win.
    Managing to get the death of Thatcher and Deadco in the same joke.
    :50:
     
    Drakhan, Apr 8, 2016
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  14. Henrik 07 Gold Member Gold Member

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    thanks for the V's mate
     
    Henrik 07, Apr 8, 2016
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  15. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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