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Burd Problem

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Al Bootyerbaws, Jul 23, 2014.

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  1. Farmer

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    Nice avatar. I named my truck the Belafonte. :50:
     
    Farmer, Jul 23, 2014
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  2. Bethol McG 1916

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    Text her
     
    Bethol McG 1916, Jul 23, 2014
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  3. Al Bootyerbaws

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    I was thinking of just making her * off so she ends up finishing with me, but it could take a while.
     
    Al Bootyerbaws, Jul 23, 2014
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  4. wulliebad

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    Get one of your mates to go round to one of her mates house and give her the good news for a whole weekend.
    Then while she is walking round like someone has hit her in the * with a sledge hammer get your mate to let slip you are unhappy and thinking about breaking up.

    Now of course she will tell her mate but because she has just got access to her very own boaby she will try and keep her sweet and everyone friendly and if you are lucky your soon to be ex will think right * this and she will break up with you.....job done.

    But she may appear on your door step all tears and snotters begging for you to think again.
     
    wulliebad, Jul 23, 2014
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  5. wulliebad

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    Well a nice wee short cut is get her drunk and accidently * her up the *....nothing like a * like a tunnel for * off some bird.
     
    wulliebad, Jul 23, 2014
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  6. chanbhoy67

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    chanbhoy67, Jul 23, 2014
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  7. Casino

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    Sober her up and she'll probably leave on her own admission.
     
    Casino, Jul 23, 2014
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  8. Fiferbhoy1991

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    Poor * looking for some friendly advice and he gets you lot
     
    Fiferbhoy1991, Jul 23, 2014
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  9. Vinnie BBQ Justice is lost Justice is raped Justice is gone.

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    Threads like these always turn into classics. :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Vinnie BBQ, Jul 23, 2014
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  10. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    Member since 07 with over 2000 posts, he should know the script by now :smiley-laughing002:
     
    TimFloyd, Jul 23, 2014
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  11. Fiferbhoy1991

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    Very true, the pigeon boy thread should be enough warning to anyone haha
     
    Fiferbhoy1991, Jul 23, 2014
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  12. Senna s1979

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    Leave your phone on next to her and pop to the toilet. Leave the phone on at your picture library and make sure there are a few pics of naked/half naked selfies of other women.
    When she goes ballistic tell her she could do with 'toning up' and you were going to get her a gym membership for her Xmas.
    Should result in a row big enough you can get to *.
     
    Senna s1979, Jul 23, 2014
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  13. BuckeyeBhoy

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    Ask her if her sister is on the pill if she says yes then say that's a relief.
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Jul 23, 2014
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  14. Vertie Auld

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk"]99 PROBLEMS - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Vertie Auld, Jul 23, 2014
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  15. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    If it's you breaking up with her then there's nothing you can say/do that'll make sure you're not seen as a *, believe me. :rolleyes:

    The only thing you can do is try to trick her into breaking up with you if you don't want to seem a *, personally I wouldn't care either way and if I wanted it to end, I'd end it.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Jul 23, 2014
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  16. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Burst into tears while you are breaking up with her and make her feel bad for you :50: or just sit greetin until she asks whats wrong with you then kid on you dont want to say until she forces you into it.

    Or just tell her the truth "I dont really like you as much as I was pretending so I could pump you, i've figured out I like better looking burds with better personalities".
     
    ILoveTheCeltic, Jul 23, 2014
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  17. Lennon2011

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    1. Grow a set and rid yourself of misery.
    2. Go to the pub and celebrate having gotten rid of your mangina and an old used out *.
     
    Lennon2011, Jul 23, 2014
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  18. FATLAZYBHOY Born in the steamie Gold Member

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    i'm sure moonpig do a card for it.

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    FATLAZYBHOY, Jul 23, 2014
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  19. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    I had a problem with burds a few years ago, asked a mate for advice and he told me to stop throwing bread oot the windy :50:
     
    The Prof, Jul 23, 2014
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  20. Onefootwonder

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    Start off with the line "it's not me, it's you".

    That'll mean anything you say after that she will tell you she was thinking first. She will be too desperate not to lose the argument.
     
    Onefootwonder, Jul 23, 2014
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