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What our favourite putdowns

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. MarcyBhoy

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    You'll be jump out yer windows when we win....
    as much use as * on a fish
     
    MarcyBhoy, Jun 8, 2012
    #21

  2. BuckeyeBhoy

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    cheer up Walter Smith
    He couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties!
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Jun 8, 2012
    #22

  3. pablo88

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    as much use as a burst jonny
    away fling * at the moon, play tig with the buses
    Youve got a face like a coo's erse...... in action
     
    pablo88, Jun 8, 2012
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  4. DiVHoops

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    Let the people sing.
    You look like a rat sticking out a bear's *.
     
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    DiVHoops, Jun 8, 2012
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  5. BuckeyeBhoy

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    cheer up Walter Smith
    If I knew nothing you would know even less.
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Jun 8, 2012
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  6. Celticbhoy111

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    Your as useful as a * flavoured lollipop
     
    Celticbhoy111, Jun 8, 2012
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  7. Xavier Woods

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    :56::56::56:
     
    Xavier Woods, Jun 8, 2012
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  8. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    "That's about as useful as * on a fish"
     
    KRS-1888, Jun 8, 2012
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  9. MarleyBhoy

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    She's got a * like a badly wrapped kebab.
     
    MarleyBhoy, Jun 8, 2012
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  10. Gabberhead Celt

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    Face like a melted welly.
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Jun 8, 2012
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  11. Hector

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    * gobshite!
     
    Hector, Jun 8, 2012
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  12. Gabberhead Celt

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    From Still Game.. "He's about as funny as a fire in an orphanage" :56:
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Jun 8, 2012
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  13. Scotzbhoy

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    About as funny as an unexplained lump.
     
    Scotzbhoy, Jun 8, 2012
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  14. Jigster1888

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    You've got a * like predators face!
     
    Jigster1888, Jun 8, 2012
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  15. greengrocer

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    One similar I love is

    You've got a fann like predator eating a kebab.
     
    greengrocer, Jun 8, 2012
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    If I wanted to talk to an * i'd of farted

    you're ugly, you've got a small *, no one likes you, shut the * up :56:
     
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    Dazza, Jun 8, 2012
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  17. Xavier Woods

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    you're as fat loser and you have body odour
     
    Xavier Woods, Jun 8, 2012
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  18. Kutek

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    wipe your chin your slavering *!
     
    Kutek, Jun 8, 2012
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  19. atmosphere

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    * !!! School of rock reference nice, I read that sentence in an asian like accent haha
     
    atmosphere, Jun 8, 2012
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  20. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    you couldnt score in a brothel
     
    JML67, Jun 8, 2012
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