Should I ask this girl out?

You have some awful imaginary friends.

 

She's a barmaid what do you expect, most of them are like that, just give up on her.

Just buy an inflatable doll and forget about her.

 

This tart is having the time of her life wrapping you and your daft mate around her little finger and the worst thing is neither of you will pump her worse still you could have probably shagged about 5 girls in the same time you've been sniffing about this cocktease

 

Is there a picture of her?

 

She's real........Honest

 

This gets sadder and sadder everyday.

 

gary your one unlucky *. i think your mates put a curse on you watch out when crossing the road.:bbpd:

 

It's clearly not real, entertaining though.

If it was real then you'd have to be pathetic to be posting * like this.

 

Pisstake.

 

Aye, he's clearly a 45 year old sitting chugging away furiously at the imagined problems of a fake guy

 

I posted a link to her facebook mate, but the moderators removed it "to mantain the girl's privacy". And she deleted me off facebook, meaning I have no access to her pictures to copy and paste on here.

 

Give us her name and I'll add her mate, see what all the fuss is about. Hahaha Kidding man.

Just forget about her bro.

 

Been reading through this and can't tell if it's one big * off wind-up.

Either way, your mates a * and the lassies a wee cow! Forget about her mate.

Go out and pump some lassie senseless and ye'll feel so much better!

 

not fully read the thread but my advice would be to pump her and then move on!

 

lol

 

You need to read the full thread Foxy, its not as simple as that.

 

Any updates?

 

Coming straight to dvd next summer, Gary - The Movie.

 

I'd go to see that Wonder who would play young Gary?

 

Michael Crawford