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" I'm pregnant."

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum McGregor, Apr 11, 2009.

Discuss " I'm pregnant." in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. green_t

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    Well I fainted just watching my first son being born :52:

    I had to sit down with my head between my legs and my wife was asking ME if I was ok while the kid was halfway out, not my most masculine moment, and for that reason im going to say women handle it better.
     
  2. angiebowie

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    ha ha ha ha dont be ridiculous, you guys dont like it when someone sits in "your chair" never mind having a human being inside you for 9 months, and as for anyone of you who say you could handle the pregnancy better, watch the birthing channel,

    no drink for 9 months, no runny eggs, no *, sore back, morning sickness, indigestion, swollen ankles, hormones all over the place, sleepless nights, cant get in the bath yourself, cant take painkillers when your in * agony carrying a small human inside of you, toilet breaks every ten mins, cant even cut your own toenails, piles, sore *, cracked nipples,

    and then you have the pleasure of * knows how many hours contractions, pain ripping through your insides, possible tearing, and then the finale of pushing something the size of a melon out of something the size of a plum

    women are * amazing, dont try and match us :icon_mrgreen:
     
  3. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    :56: That's soooo true. I'm in 'my chair' just now.
     
  4. SlutHumper

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    BBC NEWS | Health | Men suffer from phantom pregnancy :50:,

    men can suffer from stuff like that, i have watched the birth channel, i know what like it is,, im i'm not saying for one minute it not sore ect, but im pretty sure i would be able to handle it better than most woman, let not beat about the bush, he, in general, most men have a higher pain tolerance the woman,


    i agree with what some people are sayin, * man flu, it's a load of pish, people who suffer from that is people who had no social life as a kid and just stayed in the house all the time, and they are not used to the cold, and whenever and the slightest we thing that goes wrong with them they think it's the end of the world,, * poofs, i can honestly say, i work out doors and have never had a day of work due to cold/flu ect,

    anyway, a real man, should be able to handle it better than woman
     
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    ok big guy, come round here, i will kick you in the balls every 3-7 mins over a 12 hour peroid and will give you some gas and air, see how long you last :56:
     
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    mmmmmm, gas and air, good * that, although not as good as an epidural.................apparently:84:
     
  7. mc'celts'fitz

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    You would be 1st to crack under the pressure of being pregnant! All that big man talk is what your downfall would be because your looking at it from the birthing prospective weather men have a higher pain threshold bla bla bla your forgetting the 9 months before the birth! You 'real men' wouldnt be able to cope with the emotional aspect of pregnancy, the hormones alone would * yous up! Morning sickness, no alcohol or cigs for 9 months, kidney infections, self image problems, sleepless nights, worrying about what lies ahead, getting heavier and carrying a precious child inside ya.... All that and we still go about our daily lifes without complaining that much! Theres a reason us women are able to give birth we are able to cope with the physical and emotional side of pregnancy were as men would crumble under the pressure of it all
     
  8. SlutHumper

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    :56::56::icon_mrgreen::bbpd:, ha, btw, i'd just like the clear up, im just being winding folk up in this thread, seam this a perfect opportunity, u seamed to get you nickers in a bit a there mc'celts'fitz :56:

    in all honesty, you could argue this all day, the truth is we will never find out, so it seams pointless discussing it tbh
     
  9. mc'celts'fitz

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    im 9 months pregnant so i have an excuse... Called hormones
     
  10. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Hope you have a healthy baby! :50:

    Picked a name yet?
     
  11. alsybhoy

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    hey minters why you talking about this anyway? you got a burd up the stick or somethin?:icon_mrgreen:
     
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    im sure she said shes calling it hormones :56:


    only joking fitz, congrats btw
     
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    congratulations pal,is this your 1st?,hope everything goes alright!* bless:86:
     
  14. mc'celts'fitz

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    thanks guys... Got a few names in mind but nothing certain yet
     
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    yeah, congratulations:50:
     
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    Jupiter is quite a nice name. :50:
     
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    oh * sorry!! never realised your gonna have a wee one, congratulations pal:50: