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  1. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    How much coke have you had @LV426 :rofl:
     
    Sean Daleer, Oct 25, 2017
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  2. LV426 Guest

    good advice,
     
    LV426, Oct 25, 2017
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  3. LV426 Guest

    don't do coke or rub vaseline anywhere on my parts, how many cokes have you had???
     
    LV426, Oct 25, 2017
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  4. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    2 coke zeros, rubbed vaseline on my nipples and sniffed some vicks.
     
    Sean Daleer, Oct 25, 2017
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    whatever does it for you.
     
    LV426, Oct 26, 2017
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  6. Sean Daleer Free Palestine Gold Member

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    * mad wae it mate.
     
    Sean Daleer, Oct 26, 2017
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  7. CymruBhoy

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    231D5475-07EE-4623-8322-9458ABCC5A92.jpeg 685AB234-59A2-474A-881C-BDEC73CB4DF0.jpeg
     
    CymruBhoy, Oct 26, 2017
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    we dont have garages in clydebank , just slums.

    but you should be aware of spiders, especially their legs as they hang out your girlfriends swimsuit
     
    jj81, Oct 26, 2017
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    Have a to do list on your smart phone. Just started this the other month makes you more organised and also accountable.
     
    ynwa1987, Oct 26, 2017
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  10. ourdaywillcome! Gold Member Gold Member

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    Put a pea size drop of Johnsons baby shampoo on the lenses of your dive/snorkel mask, rub it in, rinse it - No foggy mask. Magic.
     
    ourdaywillcome!, Oct 26, 2017
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  11. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Aye, I'll remember that the next time I'm doon Saltcoats mate :giggle1:
     
    Doogs., Oct 26, 2017
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  12. StevieBhoooy!

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    Prevent dust in your home by getting everyone who lives there to wear a full CSI style 'hazmat suit' with hood at all times. Creating an airlock at entrances/exits will prevent contamination from external airborne dust.
    Give pets away and vacuum all items that enter the home.

    Result = easy and beautiful dust free home
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 26, 2017
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  13. celtic warrior

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    * for every meal you have a day
     
    celtic warrior, Oct 26, 2017
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  14. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
     
    Jack Torrance, Oct 26, 2017
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  15. StevieBhoooy!

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    Get free shopping at supermarkets by using the 'self scan' checkout...
    Scan items while covering the barcode with your hand and saying "beep" in a high voice. Put items straight into your own bag on the floor. That way that stupid 'surprising item' * in the machine will keep quiet.
    Make sure to genuinely scan a few items so that the fat woman watching doesn't get suspicious when you have 2 bags of shopping for only £1-28

    Works in any self checkout supermarket!
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 26, 2017
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  16. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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    SINGLE MEN: Fool folk into thinking you've got a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with loads of bags.
     
    Jack Torrance, Oct 26, 2017
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  17. StevieBhoooy!

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    Get a free cup of tea by pretending to faint and then collapsing outside a cafe.
    If played well, you might even get a scone.
     
    StevieBhoooy!, Oct 27, 2017
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  18. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    If only they done this in Africa eh. :eek1:
     
    Gyp Rosetti, Oct 27, 2017
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    If it starts to rain heavily while walking home with your shopping ,empty the shopping out of the bag and place bag on head ,this way you will arrive home dry ,also when home you can open your Windows and laugh at all the stupid people who are soaked .
     
    joemc, Oct 27, 2017
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  20. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Genius....
     
    Gyp Rosetti, Oct 27, 2017
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