THE DRUNK THREAD!!!

[BenedictineMonk]

Not tonight, not not tonight

[ChampionsElect]

Originally Posted by Renegade T

Cause i make the rules , your names not down and your not coming in

Too late, already bought the first round, you excluded

[Renegade T]

Originally Posted by ChampionsElect

Too late, already bought the first round, you excluded

bad news man , i was going to get the ales in for yous aswell

[Renegade T]

am still in love with the streets

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[Scotia]

ive had a few the night ... can i come in ?

[Renegade T]

Originally Posted by Scotia

ive had a few the night ... can i come in ?

very much welcome..allthough im pissed so its you in charge when i go

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[thebhoymalone]

First time ever in ehre and i can tell ya im not feeling tpo fuckin jolly at all

[Renegade T]

haha bolt then !!

na mate seriously , boxing starts soon , im rallying the troops !!! im never ever on here at this time usually

[BenedictineMonk]

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not drunk you shilly sit! ?

[Renegade T]

[BenedictineMonk]

An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

[BenedictineMonk]

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

[Renegade T]

half cut , fukn cider ,dry blackthorns

[buckfastceltic]

i am blootered bud...buckie and ouzo...not a gd combo

[Wolfe Tone]

jist the magners fur me, 6 months i've been off the weed and the drinking's went through the roof...surely that cannae be good for me.