03-12-2005, 02:24 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dumfries, Scotland
Posts: 6,181
Credits: 322.25
Fav Celtic Player: Big Bobo Balde
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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Thought Id put this up after looking at the put-down thread.
Personal favourite...Is your dad a lumberjack, because I've wood in my pants 
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03-12-2005, 02:41 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 539
Credits: 2,020.05
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My Pals over there think you're really ugly but I'll give you a ride if you want.
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03-12-2005, 02:49 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a wheely bin. It even has windows which a made with ma stabber
Posts: 1,044
Credits: 2,120.00
Fav Celtic Player: Mcgeady
Fav Celtic Song: I'm not much of a singer
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Get your jacket, you've pulled.
Hi, whats your name?
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03-12-2005, 03:10 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,361
Credits: 2,020.40
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hav u got a mirror in ur pants.....
coz i can see myself in there!
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03-12-2005, 03:12 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Co.Tyrone Ireland
Posts: 2,449
Credits: 4,582.81
Fav Celtic Player: would be king henrik no-one else compares aiden and big artur out of the current team
Fav Celtic Song: four leaf clover, fields of athenry and the henrik song
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if i Could re-arrange the alphabet id put U and I together- cheesy isnt it lol
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03-12-2005, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,544
Credits: 309.25
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[quote=jazcelticfan]Get your jacket, you've pulled.quote]
Lmfao
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03-12-2005, 04:28 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ayr, West coast of bonnie Scotland!
Posts: 1,590
Credits: 2,020.25
Fav Celtic Player: *~Neil Lennon~*
Fav Celtic Song: Fields of Athenry, You'll never walk alone, & coming home!
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Originally Posted by Eamonnhenrik
if i Could re-arrange the alphabet id put U and I together- cheesy isnt it lol
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i like that one, it made me smile! 
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03-12-2005, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,544
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Originally Posted by Lennon's lass
i like that one, it made me smile! |
So Would that be a good 1 to use with you? 
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03-12-2005, 11:18 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1,431
Credits: 2,836.05
Fav Celtic Player: Nakamura
Fav Celtic Song: You'll never walk alone
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Originally Posted by CelticLover
My Pals over there think you're really ugly but I'll give you a ride if you want.
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thats a belter m8
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03-12-2005, 11:19 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ayr, West coast of bonnie Scotland!
Posts: 1,590
Credits: 2,020.25
Fav Celtic Player: *~Neil Lennon~*
Fav Celtic Song: Fields of Athenry, You'll never walk alone, & coming home!
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Originally Posted by CJBHOY
So Would that be a good 1 to use with you? |
lol might b a gd start, i like someone who can make me laugh and that certainly would, + its sweet! 
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03-12-2005, 11:21 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Uddingston
Posts: 2,191
Credits: 2,020.10
Fav Celtic Player: Scott Brown
Fav Celtic Song: Donati song
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I might not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make ur Bedrock
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03-12-2005, 11:35 PM
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New Celtic Signing
Join Date: May 2005
Location: SW Scotland
Posts: 46
Credits: 2,020.00
Fav Celtic Player: jinky RIP
Fav Celtic Song:
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See this watch....It's magic.........It tells me you're not wearing any nickers..........oops, it's 5 minutes fast!
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03-12-2005, 11:38 PM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 543
Credits: 2,020.00
Fav Celtic Player: Nakamura
Fav Celtic Song:
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Originally Posted by mafyoo
I might not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make ur Bedrock
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lmao. thats a belter.
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03-12-2005, 11:45 PM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 130
Credits: 2,078.45
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Originally Posted by Rosco67
Thought Id put this up after looking at the put-down thread.
Personal favourite...Is your dad a lumberjack, because I've wood in my pants |
is it just me or does this sound like your trying to get off with the dad lol
still better than one i was thinking
I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.........in this bar........On a Wednesday........... between 10 an 11
or a good reply to someone asking your name is
My friends call me Creepy
p.s stolen straight from this site
http://www.thesite.org.uk/sexandrela...pull/howtopull
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Last edited by scorpio1330; 03-12-2005 at 11:48 PM.
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03-12-2005, 11:51 PM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 543
Credits: 2,020.00
Fav Celtic Player: Nakamura
Fav Celtic Song:
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Theres the classic from Phoenix Nights : Nice legs! What time do they open?
Not the best opening line to use in real life though
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