03-12-2005, 01:28 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 971
Credits: 2,120.25
Fav Celtic Player: Stan Petrov & Kennedy
Fav Celtic Song: The Fields
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Favourite put-downs....
mine has to be nut-rags...
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03-12-2005, 06:40 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 539
Credits: 2,020.05
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I've got a good few I use my favourites are
1) You are The Biggest Wank Rag in this Town
2) I'd call you a Bawbag but that would be lettin you off
3) You'd make Jesus swear you annoying Cunt
4) Your Brain's been wired backwards
5) I'd love to stay and chat but I'd rather go home and stick my Cock in The Toaster on full power.
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03-12-2005, 07:07 AM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: glasgow
Posts: 396
Credits: 2,301.34
Fav Celtic Player: tommy twists, tommy turns, tommy burns
Fav Celtic Song: Walk On
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i heard one from a little irish guy from sligo. he called another bloke a 'knob jockey' everyone who heard it kept calling this poor guy it all night lol
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03-12-2005, 12:46 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a wheely bin. It even has windows which a made with ma stabber
Posts: 1,044
Credits: 2,120.00
Fav Celtic Player: Mcgeady
Fav Celtic Song: I'm not much of a singer
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I invented "cock jockey."
Another one of my own is "cumbum." (My personal faveourite.)
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03-12-2005, 01:01 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 539
Credits: 2,020.05
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I must confess I've been callin people Cum-Swappers alot if they annoy me.
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03-12-2005, 02:11 PM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Co.tyrone N.ireland
Posts: 281
Credits: 11,549.20
Fav Celtic Player: McGeady & Maloney & the holy goalie
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA & over and over & fields of athenroy
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i here people being called Knob- jockey all the time or even batty-boy
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03-12-2005, 02:20 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dumfries, Scotland
Posts: 6,181
Credits: 322.25
Fav Celtic Player: Big Bobo Balde
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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Bell-jock, like knob-jockey. My friend once made it up drunkenly when he went to call his dad something and that came out, it was hillarious and it's stuck ever since. Love-child is also a personal favourite of mine
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03-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dalkeith
Posts: 1,643
Credits: 2,020.05
Fav Celtic Player: THE RAGE CUCKOO!!
Fav Celtic Song: Four Leaf Clover.
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One of my favorites is "You are a bigger arse than forty bums"
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03-12-2005, 02:26 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dumfries, Scotland
Posts: 6,181
Credits: 322.25
Fav Celtic Player: Big Bobo Balde
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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You look like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle
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03-12-2005, 02:29 PM
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Hail! Hail!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 7,980
Credits: 4,198.49
Fav Celtic Player: Artur Boruc
Fav Celtic Song: Willie Maley + You'll Never Walk Alone
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You look like a bull-dog that has swallowed a wasp.
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03-12-2005, 02:42 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dalkeith
Posts: 1,643
Credits: 2,020.05
Fav Celtic Player: THE RAGE CUCKOO!!
Fav Celtic Song: Four Leaf Clover.
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Your so fat you need a boomerang to put you belt on.
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03-12-2005, 02:43 PM
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Banned!
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Posts: 539
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To a Guy you don't like..
When God was handin out brains you were too busy playin with your Vagina.
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03-12-2005, 02:50 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dumfries, Scotland
Posts: 6,181
Credits: 322.25
Fav Celtic Player: Big Bobo Balde
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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Don't get it Sparky, maybe I was one of those blokes 
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