McLeish Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
The huns are in 4th spot - wake up to reality.
Open your eyes, looks up to the skies and see.
I'm just a flute boy, I need your sympathy
Because I sold Mols, I sold Flo
Bought Bazza and Novo
And the diddy Prso, doesn't really scoooooore for me
Murray, I just signed a man
He's French and on TV
And his name's Didier Baptiste
Murray, his time has just begun
But now his knee is shattered into three
Murray, ohh ohh ohh ohh
I didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow (I'll be back, I'll be back)
Because 12 points doesnae matter
Too late, my time has come
Goalless draw with Aberdeen,
Lost to Hearts and then Dundee
Goodbye everybody,
Ah'm sad tae go
But now I've got to leave you 12 behind.
Murray, ooh ohh ohh ohh
I don't wannna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouette of a man
Strachanouche Strachanouche will you sell me Adam Virgo,
Thompson, Sutton, Lennon. Now that would be heaven for me.
Nacho Novo, Dado Prso
Kyriakos, They're all hobos
Buffel - Bazza - Capuchos
But I'm just a flute boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a flute boy from a flute family-
Spare him his life cos he's up to his knees
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Nacho Novo,Nacho Novo, Nacho Novo let me go-
Beelzebazza has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh ra peepul-can't do this to ra peepul-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
12 points doesnae matter
Anyone can see,
12 points doesnae, 12 points doesnae to me,
Any way the wind blows....