If you where a footballer

[Bhoy Al Arab]

2008 - 2010: Become Scottish Superstar at Al Wasl.
2010 - 2011: Go to PSG on loan because my teacher at school says it would be good for my French.
2011 - 2017: My contract has run out with Al Wasl and my loan time up at PSG. Having won the French League, stopping Lyon's ten-in-a-row, I sign for my heroes Celtic.
2017 - 2018: After winning 11 league titles, completing ten-in-a-row, winning 7 Scottish Cups, 3 League Cups and fifty years after Lisbon captaining the side to the European Cup, I leave on a free to Barcelona. Talk Celtic goes into meltdown.
2019: A good first season at Barca sees me clinch the goal to win the league however a bad injury in the next season means I go out on loan to Borussia Dortmund in the January transfer window.
2019 - 2020: I became a fans favourite at Dortmund but sadly we won nothing that year. Barcelona no longer wanted me and I again went out on loan, this time Everton.
2020 - 2028: My contract up at Barca, crazy rumours were flying everywhere, Everton, Man Utd, Liverpool, AC Milan, Bayern Munich but there was only one place I wanted to go. I returned to Celtic on a free transfer on the last day of the transfer window, a mixed welcome was expected but a 90th minute winner against the huns followed by me jumping into the crowd made sure they loved me again. At the age of 36 I retired.
2030: After a year and a half out of football I was offered the chance to play for Derry City.
2030 - 2032: In the summer of 2030 I became player manager and announced my second retirement a year later.
2032 - 2036: I impressed at City and when Everton were relegated I was chosen to take them back the Premier League.
2036 - 2058: After winning the UEFA Cup, it was back to Celtic eight years after leaving as a player.
2058 - 2062: I end my managerial career with Scotland and retire at 70 years old.
2062 - 2077: I spend 15 years as an ambassador for Celtic.
2088: Die

My imagination.

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Originally Posted by Bhoy Al Arab

2008 - 2010: Become Scottish Superstar at Al Wasl.
2010 - 2011: Go to PSG on loan because my teacher at school says it would be good for my French.
2011 - 2017: My contract has run out with Al Wasl and my loan time up at PSG. Having won the French League, stopping Lyon's ten-in-a-row, I sign for my heroes Celtic.
2017 - 2018: After winning 11 league titles, completing ten-in-a-row, winning 7 Scottish Cups, 3 League Cups and fifty years after Lisbon captaining the side to the European Cup, I leave on a free to Barcelona. Talk Celtic goes into meltdown.
2019: A good first season at Barca sees me clinch the goal to win the league however a bad injury in the next season means I go out on loan to Borussia Dortmund in the January transfer window.
2019 - 2020: I became a fans favourite at Dortmund but sadly we won nothing that year. Barcelona no longer wanted me and I again went out on loan, this time Everton.
2020 - 2028: My contract up at Barca, crazy rumours were flying everywhere, Everton, Man Utd, Liverpool, AC Milan, Bayern Munich but there was only one place I wanted to go. I returned to Celtic on a free transfer on the last day of the transfer window, a mixed welcome was expected but a 90th minute winner against the huns followed by me jumping into the crowd made sure they loved me again. At the age of 36 I retired.
2030: After a year and a half out of football I was offered the chance to play for Derry City.
2030 - 2032: In the summer of 2030 I became player manager and announced my second retirement a year later.
2032 - 2036: I impressed at City and when Everton were relegated I was chosen to take them back the Premier League.
2036 - 2058: After winning the UEFA Cup, it was back to Celtic eight years after leaving as a player.
2058 - 2062: I end my managerial career with Scotland and retire at 70 years old.
2062 - 2077: I spend 15 years as an ambassador for Celtic.
2088: Die

My imagination.

Holy shit, you're life's been planned out carefully

[DobbinS 1888]

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