16-08-2008, 10:04 AM
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New Celtic Signing
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Aarrgghh! Woke up with a song in my head.
And now it won't go away.
Neil Diamond's 'Love on the Rocks'
Had to change it somewhat to make it worth while.
'Club on the Rocks' as sung by the Rankers
(Sir David Murray)
Club on the rocks,
Aint no surprise,
Oil my chair,
And I'll tell you some lies.
Got nothing to lose,
So I just watch the blues all the time.
(Smith and McCoist)
You know what we need,
You can say what what you want,
Not much you can do,
Now that Cuellar has gone,
May be blue skies above,
But its cold when your clubs on the rocks.
(Sir David Murray)
First they say they want you,
Ooh! How they really need you,
Suddenly you find your out there,
Rolling in a storm.
When they know they have you,
Then they really have you,
Nothing you can do or say,
They say just leave, just go away,
We all know the song.
(The Orc Choir)
Hello, Hello, we are the Billy Boys,
Hello, Hello, we were king Billy's toys,
He dressed us up and screwed our ass,
But that's all in the past,
Now we get Butt F*cked by Minty.
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16-08-2008, 10:12 AM
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Banned!
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Posts: 8,327
Credits: 10,183.10
Fav Celtic Player: paul mcstay,Boruc
Fav Celtic Song: you'll never walk alone
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Theres only one cure.
listen to this song 6 times in a row
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16-08-2008, 10:19 AM
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New Celtic Signing
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chateau Au LAit (Or Castlemilk to the uncultured)
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Credits: 3,366.70
Fav Celtic Player: Danny McGrain (So I'm old)
Fav Celtic Song: The Fields
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hoopymo
Theres only one cure.
listen to this song 6 times in a row
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Okay, done that! Took ages to find out just where to apply the pliers to my nads to get the correct pitch.
So now I have a banshee screamin in my head and sore goolies.
Not that much better off 
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16-08-2008, 10:23 AM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hoopymo
Theres only one cure.
listen to this song 6 times in a row
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i didn't know the bee gees did heavy metal.
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Last edited by GlasgowTim; 16-08-2008 at 10:51 AM.
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16-08-2008, 10:38 AM
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Banned!
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Location: Finland
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Fav Celtic Song: YNWA, Celtic Song
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i had AC/DC she's got the jack stuck in ma heed, now its Antrax - mad house...
could be worse could have gary h stuck in ma heed
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16-08-2008, 10:39 AM
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Banned!
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Location: Finland
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Fav Celtic Song: YNWA, Celtic Song
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16-08-2008, 10:40 AM
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Banned!
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Dunno about the rest of you but the last thing i had in my heid was a brain.
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16-08-2008, 10:48 AM
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Banned!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hoopymo
Dunno about the rest of you but the last thing i had in my heid was a brain.
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aye right 
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16-08-2008, 10:50 AM
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Banned!
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Fav Celtic Song: you'll never walk alone
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The brain is angry at you for that!
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16-08-2008, 10:52 AM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1888Scott
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lol@that
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