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Daver · 06-08-2008, 03:12 PM

Hello all,

For the entirety of the day, i have been mocking Huns (friends and non) with every e-mail / picture / story i can...

Inevitably this will backfire at some stage in the season when Miller scores a goal (perhaps not) and as such, i would like you all to put Motivational posters / fake e-bay sales... fucking anything that mocks those in Mordor up here for use throughout the season - just for those hideous times when Satan's Sons get a bit too big for their fucking boots. Below is an example of the kind of thing i'm looking for:

Golden Pages: product, business and service search directory for Ireland - Search Results - Rangers in Europe

Many thanks in advance,

Daver. A deliriously happy Bhoy.

HAIL HAIL.

HOOPBHOY ' 67 · 06-08-2008, 03:25 PM

Daver · 06-08-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOOPBHOY ' 67

Big fan of Advocaat poster. Excellent.

That's us off and running mi compadres - keep it coming!

HOOPBHOY ' 67 · 06-08-2008, 03:27 PM

Dermot · 06-08-2008, 03:28 PM

Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?
A: Legolas
Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

HOOPBHOY ' 67 · 06-08-2008, 03:29 PM

HOOPBHOY ' 67 · 06-08-2008, 03:32 PM

Andy · 06-08-2008, 03:38 PM

keep these coming!!!

ali_cfc · 06-08-2008, 03:51 PM

love the cheque one haha

**Paul67** · 06-08-2008, 04:01 PM

HOOPBHOY ' 67 · 06-08-2008, 04:04 PM

Walter Smith is to get advice from Max Mosely on how to keep your job after getting a humiliating spanking....
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OXO have brought out a new blue and white stock cube in response to Rangers Champions League exit. Its going to be called a 'Laughing Stock'
««

**Paul67** · 06-08-2008, 04:07 PM

**Henke67** · 06-08-2008, 04:31 PM

The Huns are out of Europe.
Carlsberg don't do Tuesday nights but if they did.........................

chanbhoy67 · 06-08-2008, 04:36 PM

chanbhoy67 · 06-08-2008, 04:39 PM