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Ripped off from Jack Dee last night -
A 32 year old was recovered from the Clyde last night. The man, thought to have drowned was wearing suspenders, nipple clamps, a gimp mask, high heels and a Rangers football top. He is also thought to have a 10 inch dildo lodged in his anus. The deceased mans mother removed the Rangers jersey at the scene, to save him from embarassment....
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