12-07-2008, 11:49 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: May 2008
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Credits: 20.65
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Hun jokes
Rangers Hi-Fi for sale, good nick....
Base Working, Stereo Quality, Treble Fucked
Walter Smith and WGS go to a Brothel, Smith asks a whore, "How much for a wank?" she replies "A fiver"
WGS then asks "How much if your no a wank.."
Paddy and a tiger walk into a bar.
paddy;Do you serve huns in here?;
Barman: Of course , we,re not Bigoted:.
:Great a pint for me and a hun for the tiger
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12-07-2008, 01:05 PM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: sw corner
Posts: 544
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Fav Celtic Player: holy goalie,
Fav Celtic Song: fields of athenry
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If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph he'll live.
if You hit im at 30mph theres still a good chance he'll live.
BUT if you stopped driving like a fanny and put you foot down &went over 40mph theres a fukin good chance you will kill the manky bastard.
THINK BEFORE YOU SLOW DOWN!!
Last edited by Nicola-1888; 12-07-2008 at 01:08 PM.
Reason: fuked it
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12-07-2008, 04:30 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: May 2008
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walter smith landed in hospital a couple of months ago..quadruple bipass.
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12-07-2008, 05:29 PM
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New Celtic Signing
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Location: Edinburgh,Scotland
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lol
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12-07-2008, 05:46 PM
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cunted
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whats the difference between an apple and an orange,
you dont get an apple bastard
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12-07-2008, 05:48 PM
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Suicide Sniper
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12-07-2008, 06:00 PM
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Man and Bhoy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Newry,North of Ireland
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Fav Celtic Player: Neil Lennon (Lennondinho) and McGeady
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How do we know E.T was a Rangers fan?
Because he looked like one 
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12-07-2008, 07:38 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shaunhail
Rangers Hi-Fi for sale, good nick....
Base Working, Stereo Quality, Treble Fucked
Walter Smith and WGS go to a Brothel, Smith asks a whore, "How much for a wank?" she replies "A fiver"
WGS then asks "How much if your no a wank.."
Paddy and a tiger walk into a bar.
paddy;Do you serve huns in here?;
Barman: Of course , we,re not Bigoted:.
:Great a pint for me and a hun for the tiger
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the original 'wank joke' is way better
Barry Ferguson and Artur Boruc walk into a brothel
Ferguson waddles up to the first hooker and asks 'how much for a wank?' (she frowns and says £100)
Artur walks up after him, smiles and asks - 'how much for a legend?' 
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