This is the type of thing I would expect to see on Football Rumours.co.uk

Andy Gyle says...
My brothers ex-gf makes a cracking a bacon butty at anfield and today at work she seen ronadlinho messi ronaldo villa ribery terry and djimi traore playing snap in the kop for 20mins before rick parry dressed in a barney suit came out with contracts for them all to sign lol come on the reds lol next season
Posted 20:11 1st July 2008
any of you guys seen any more belters ?