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Old 07-07-2008, 05:53 PM   #1
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Epic story

This story I found on the BBC website reminded me of an incident I felt I had to share with you all....

"New Zealand rugby fans watching a regular sports programme found themselves viewing hardcore pornography instead on Sunday afternoon.
Four minutes of pornography interrupted sports coverage on the Prime Television channel, after what a spokesman described as a distribution mix up.
The pornographic footage was meant for an adult pay-per-view channel.
Instead, it found its way onto a regular free-to-air programme called "Grassroots Rugby".
Rival television channels reported that some viewers were angry about the broadcast, which may have been seen by children"

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Anyway, it reminds me of a story that happened to my English class in school two years ago. It was one of those epic moments that you always say "imagine that happened" but you'd only see it happen on a cheesy school sitcom on tv. I swear this is 100% true.

Anyway, we were doing a play in English called "All my Sons" by Arthur Miller and the teacher saw that the movie version was being showed at two in the morning on channel 5. So the teacher set their video recorder to video the program and went to bed. The next day he brought it in and turned the lights off and stuck it on. He starts to fast-forward to where he thinks the play is going to start and presses play. Cue a massive gangbang on the projector that makes the teacher drop his remote in shock, the girls are all fake puking and the boys all cheer and hit hard-ons.... There was cheer-leaders getting it all over the place and comments of "I never thought you could do that with a cone (the type cheerleaders shout through)"

The teacher quickly stopped it and said "that must have been the program after the play" and starts to rewind the tape. He presses play and we all see a guy lying in his bed. The teacher says this must be it.. 1 second later, a woman crawls out from under the bed and they start going at it. The teacher just pulled the video-tape out and we were told to read silently for the rest of the period.
The next day the Head of English and our teacher made a grovelling apology to the class and asked us not to tell our parents.


Sorry Mr McGreavey and Mrs Fairweather if you're reading this lol...
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Old 07-07-2008, 06:51 PM   #2
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that must have been picked up from the personal collection by mistake lol
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god how much funnier would that have been if it was a home sex vid lol
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:09 PM   #4
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Haha good wee story.
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:17 PM   #5
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Haha good wee story.
Cheers mate.. it as fucking hilarious at the time...
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This story I found on the BBC website reminded me of an incident I felt I had to share with you all....

"New Zealand rugby fans watching a regular sports programme found themselves viewing hardcore pornography instead on Sunday afternoon.
Four minutes of pornography interrupted sports coverage on the Prime Television channel, after what a spokesman described as a distribution mix up.
The pornographic footage was meant for an adult pay-per-view channel.
Instead, it found its way onto a regular free-to-air programme called "Grassroots Rugby".
Rival television channels reported that some viewers were angry about the broadcast, which may have been seen by children"

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Anyway, it reminds me of a story that happened to my English class in school two years ago. It was one of those epic moments that you always say "imagine that happened" but you'd only see it happen on a cheesy school sitcom on tv. I swear this is 100% true.

Anyway, we were doing a play in English called "All my Sons" by Arthur Miller and the teacher saw that the movie version was being showed at two in the morning on channel 5. So the teacher set their video recorder to video the program and went to bed. The next day he brought it in and turned the lights off and stuck it on. He starts to fast-forward to where he thinks the play is going to start and presses play. Cue a massive gangbang on the projector that makes the teacher drop his remote in shock, the girls are all fake puking and the boys all cheer and hit hard-ons.... There was cheer-leaders getting it all over the place and comments of "I never thought you could do that with a cone (the type cheerleaders shout through)"

The teacher quickly stopped it and said "that must have been the program after the play" and starts to rewind the tape. He presses play and we all see a guy lying in his bed. The teacher says this must be it.. 1 second later, a woman crawls out from under the bed and they start going at it. The teacher just pulled the video-tape out and we were told to read silently for the rest of the period.
The next day the Head of English and our teacher made a grovelling apology to the class and asked us not to tell our parents.


Sorry Mr McGreavey and Mrs Fairweather if you're reading this lol...


hahaha christ you couldnt make that one up







reminds me of one day at school in my geo class one kid had a johnny opened it and threw it at the teacher, it stuck to the teachers back for the whole period andwhen she took her jacket off she screamed a belter
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Lucky it wasn't a video of him wanking himself aff in front of the camera!!!!
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Lucky it wasn't a video of him wanking himself aff in front of the camera!!!!

do you have many tapes of yourself doing this?
that's arguably the most worrying post i've seen on here mate
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ugh cheers for putting that thought in my head
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I remember when my mum taped the wrestling years ago on Sky Sports and after it, it was the 10 minute preview. I was about 7/8 when this happened.
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