what is the craziest thing you have ever done?

[rendog67]

i would love to hear an answer from every member, it would tell us a lot about your character

[rendog67]

no bushfires in kelvinside?

[WeeBhoy7]

scored a hattrick in a quarter final playing sweeper


2 freekicks and a peneltyy

Monn Ehh Hoops

[rendog67]

Originally Posted by WeeBhoy7

scored a hattrick in a quarter final playing sweeper


2 freekicks and a peneltyy

Monn Ehh Hoops

thats what im talking about that is beckenbauer like!

[Fancy Pants]

ran round the round about in the main street of my home town in the buff for a et

[CroydonTim]

Bck in my army days, posted in Germany we had a German Bank Holiday. Well the sun was beating down, so a few of us bought a few crates and headed of to the tank park. After a while and quite a few cans being supped, we found a 3 20 litre cans of petrol lying around (this was common in them days)

Well we opened them up, and gently poured it out little by little at the same time walking around the barracks (which was deserted cos the Bank Holiday). In effect we had a 60 litre of petrol trail doing a full circle of the barracks. Anybody in Soltau, near Hannover round about 1989 will know about this. Sure enough, once this was set alight, a petrol trail flew up in flames all around the barracks - it was brilliant to see this petrol burning round the whoe barracks.

Hold on I have another from the same army days.

Liverpool were banned from Europe cos of Heysel well there first game in Europe after the ban was a friendly against Bayer Leverkussen all serving soldiers were given free tickets to the game. Well Souness was manager at the time, so off we trots from Soltau. Now days before, we had bought some paint and stiched some sheets together to make a banner, just we (a good few Celtic supporters went along from the barracks) never let on to what the banner actually said. Gets to the stadium, gets the banner, and asks the German Civ Police if we an hang our banner up. Now this thing took up almost half the side terracing behind the goal, a huge thing it was we had made and there it was, big 4feet high letters "SOUNESS ORANGE BASTARD CELTIC FC"

Yeh we got arrested by the Military Police for that, but the charge of bringing the army into disrepute didn't stand, our officer thought it was hilarious.

Happy Days

[Bo'nessBhoy88]

Originally Posted by CroydonTim

Liverpool were banned from Europe cos of Heysel well there first game in Europe after the ban was a friendly against Bayer Leverkussen all serving soldiers were given free tickets to the game. Well Souness was manager at the time, so off we trots from Soltau. Now days before, we had bought some paint and stiched some sheets together to make a banner, just we (a good few Celtic supporters went along from the barracks) never let on to what the banner actually said. Gets to the stadium, gets the banner, and asks the German Civ Police if we an hang our banner up. Now this thing took up almost half the side terracing behind the goal, a huge thing it was we had made and there it was, big 4feet high letters "SOUNESS ORANGE BASTARD CELTIC FC"

Yeh we got arrested by the Military Police for that, but the charge of bringing the army into disrepute didn't stand, our officer thought it was hilarious.

Happy Days

[Fancy Pants]

Also got into bed with my m8 in the nuddie ,for a bet , nuts he went whilst we were all standing pishinour selfs at him

[rendog67]

Originally Posted by CroydonTim

Bck in my army days, posted in Germany we had a German Bank Holiday. Well the sun was beating down, so a few of us bought a few crates and headed of to the tank park. After a while and quite a few cans being supped, we found a 3 20 litre cans of petrol lying around (this was common in them days)

Well we opened them up, and gently poured it out little by little at the same time walking around the barracks (which was deserted cos the Bank Holiday). In effect we had a 60 litre of petrol trail doing a full circle of the barracks. Anybody in Soltau, near Hannover round about 1989 will know about this. Sure enough, once this was set alight, a petrol trail flew up in flames all around the barracks - it was brilliant to see this petrol burning round the whoe barracks.

Hold on I have another from the same army days.

Liverpool were banned from Europe cos of Heysel well there first game in Europe after the ban was a friendly against Bayer Leverkussen all serving soldiers were given free tickets to the game. Well Souness was manager at the time, so off we trots from Soltau. Now days before, we had bought some paint and stiched some sheets together to make a banner, just we (a good few Celtic supporters went along from the barracks) never let on to what the banner actually said. Gets to the stadium, gets the banner, and asks the German Civ Police if we an hang our banner up. Now this thing took up almost half the side terracing behind the goal, a huge thing it was we had made and there it was, big 4feet high letters "SOUNESS ORANGE BASTARD CELTIC FC"

Yeh we got arrested by the Military Police for that, but the charge of bringing the army into disrepute didn't stand, our officer thought it was hilarious.

Happy Days

brilliant, great fucking story

[zmcfc]

Originally Posted by CroydonTim

Liverpool were banned from Europe cos of Heysel well there first game in Europe after the ban was a friendly against Bayer Leverkussen all serving soldiers were given free tickets to the game. Well Souness was manager at the time, so off we trots from Soltau. Now days before, we had bought some paint and stiched some sheets together to make a banner, just we (a good few Celtic supporters went along from the barracks) never let on to what the banner actually said. Gets to the stadium, gets the banner, and asks the German Civ Police if we an hang our banner up. Now this thing took up almost half the side terracing behind the goal, a huge thing it was we had made and there it was, big 4feet high letters "SOUNESS ORANGE BASTARD CELTIC FC"

Yeh we got arrested by the Military Police for that, but the charge of bringing the army into disrepute didn't stand, our officer thought it was hilarious.

Happy Days

Legend...

[rendog67]

Originally Posted by Fancy Pants

Also got into bed with my m8 in the nuddie ,for a bet , nuts he went whilst we were all standing pishinour selfs at him

everyone has done something like that, well done for admitting it

[McNaka]

After trying to go through a benjo (binjo?) ditch, I sliced my forearms jumping a barbed wire fence to get back on base
I photoshopped a psych eval to get out of counseling for supposedly cutting myself (couldn't very well tell them I jumped the fence and they thought I was mentally unstable for not being militantly right-wing like everyone else)
I photoshopped leave papers to get on and off base during a 1 month curfew.
I photoshopped leave papers another time because my girlfriend (now wife) lived within an off-limits area part of town (deemed so cuz supposedly some jarheads got in a fight with yakuza at a club several clicks away)
I forged leave papers to get back on base when my buddy went back with different people after getting separated.
I photoshopped expressway toll waivers to save money.
I swapped license plates with a government-owned rental car to use non-shopped expressway waivers.
I photoshopped a liberty card that I used for 2 months to get on and off base after mine got revoked for going 160kmph in a 100 (expressway of course ... =D )
I climbed into the trunk of a friends' car to get on and off base once when they were having people sign in and out in a logbook. (they do conduct random searches... otherwise I would've always done that instead of forging papers.)

I basically found any and every way to get on and off base "illegally." I can't decide if that's crazy or not... but I'm lucky I never got caught and I'm happy I didn't let the bastards get me down.

[quigley13]

diving hime the night pished

stole a police mans hat,ran away,got the cells

puching my head teacher at shcool disco,got suspended...cant think of any more

[kennydal]

years ago in the good old bad days of my life , a guy in a pub was niggling all night trying to impress his mates ,i went along with it ,for a while then he said to my girlfriend now my wife , who has a lovely colour of redish hair ,i wonder if your red all over ,do you want to go out the back and we will find out , my wifes a quiet person and hates talk like that she was starting to cry ,and i said sit there a minute with a friend of hers , i walked over and fucked this guy and when he got up i said ,outdoors so i knew he had mates and i went anyway there was 4 all together ,so i thought fuck it and went mental ,now the story gets blurred for me ,cos im oneof those guys who just sees red and switches off for a while ,but was told that i kicked fuck out of 3 of them and the other bolted ,2 of them ended up in hospital with liagament trouble in there ankle and one had a broken jaw , im not a bad guy but i dont like fighten for that reason ,i get very emotional afterwards and i take a while to calm down ,thats the daftest thing ive done ,it could have went the other way and me getting a severe kicking ,i aint had a fight since that was 20years ago

[Collie Dug]

Originally Posted by rendog67

everyone has done something like that, well done for admitting it

Erm.......No!