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Old 04-07-2008, 10:06 PM   #1
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the facts about him, i think i saw this a while back but its fucking brilliant.

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chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

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chuck norris can believe its not butter

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one

chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:09 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:11 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:14 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:15 PM   #6
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:17 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:22 PM   #8
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Im not stealing them mate i mentioned it, and im sure it was posted here before, it was just that he was mentioned in the greatest man ever thread and it made me think of this.
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:23 PM   #9
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what, it made you think of another pointless thread to post?
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:24 PM   #10
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:24 PM   #11
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what, it made you think of another pointless thread to post?
for fuck sake what is this about its the fucking talk celtic pub. whats the problem
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:26 PM   #12
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:49 PM   #14
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what, it made you think of another pointless thread to post?
yo hoopy , you aint a mod ,if you have a problem with a thread ,press the report button and stop questiong people and / or their threads

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:52 PM   #15
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fair enough


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