04-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
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Location: Just Outside Motherwell
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Huns working in my house...
Ok so my bathroom is getting renovated.. The bath and everything has been taken out to get a wet room built instead.. I always wonder whether they are huns or tims.. SO i get out of my bed and hear Larkhall getting mentioned.. Then one of them starts talking about the big walk coming up on the 12th..
He starts telling the other 2 guys where they are walking to etc... So i put my hoops top on, and start to play the rebels.. I phone a couple of mates to come round with a few beers.. i deliberately walked out the room with the celtic top on and the looks they gave me.. it was PRICELESS!!!.. So im sitting listening to the fields of atherye as we speak while the manky cunts fix my bathroom!! orange CHUNTS 
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04-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Derby
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How did they get in if you were in bed or where you dreaming?
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04-07-2008, 11:07 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Jan 2008
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thats quality, dont expect your wet room to have master craftsmans qualities about it tho'
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04-07-2008, 11:08 AM
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King !
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hamilton =]
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i love you
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04-07-2008, 11:11 AM
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Gold Member
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get a big turd on the go and drop it with plenty of skid marks and dont flush
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04-07-2008, 11:13 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
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Originally Posted by Champions0607
Ok so my bathroom is getting renovated.. The bath and everything has been taken out to get a wet room built instead.. I always wonder whether they are huns or tims.. SO i get out of my bed and hear Larkhall getting mentioned.. Then one of them starts talking about the big walk coming up on the 12th..
He starts telling the other 2 guys where they are walking to etc... So i put my hoops top on, and start to play the rebels.. I phone a couple of mates to come round with a few beers.. i deliberately walked out the room with the celtic top on and the looks they gave me.. it was PRICELESS!!!.. So im sitting listening to the fields of atherye as we speak while the manky cunts fix my bathroom!! orange CHUNTS |
Tell them to f*ck off. Get somebody in who can do the job right. Not biased or anything but in my experience huns can only do basic work, like for zoos and things not places where people stay. 
Turn the tunes up full blast and storm into wherever they are working and tell them to do one. 
Tell them you've got somebody else lined up. 
Then get on the yellow pages and cross your fingers that the next lot aren't huns as well. Sometimes it's better not to know, but now that you do, action must be taken. 
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04-07-2008, 11:15 AM
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Saint of Killers
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Switzerland
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why are monkeys allowed to work in scotland?
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04-07-2008, 11:17 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Dec 2006
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They works for you mate :D
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04-07-2008, 11:19 AM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: May 2008
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Fav Celtic Song: rebel song:aidan mcanespie
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just dont pay them,say your not satisfied with the job theyve done!
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04-07-2008, 11:43 AM
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Bit petty, if they walked into your house with hun tops on you'd have every right to be pissed but if they're just talking amongst themselves i'd just leave the manky shower to it and get on with my own life.
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04-07-2008, 12:20 PM
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Celtic Youth Team
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I think i had the same mob in doin ma bathroom !!! :L:L ma wee boys room is done in celtic huddle fae top ti bottom :L:L wallpaper, lamp, bed covers, uplighter the lot :L they said they gt a fright when they opened the door
Everyone of them is a hun
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04-07-2008, 12:22 PM
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A Rub Of The Green
Join Date: Dec 2007
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pay the cunts by check n cancel it
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04-07-2008, 12:23 PM
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Celtic Legend
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: belfast
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sack them
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04-07-2008, 12:26 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Just let them get on with it. It's not nice to mock the afflicted.
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04-07-2008, 12:28 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Bit petty, if they walked into your house with hun tops on you'd have every right to be pissed but if they're just talking amongst themselves i'd just leave the manky shower to it and get on with my own life.
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Seconded, the Celtic top whacked on then yeah, but putting the rebels on was a bit tooooo far.. 
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