OUCH

[Fancy Pants]

What,s the most pain you have ever been in .For me it,s got to be when i got jumped n some cunt whacked me in the ribs with a metal gutter and broke three of the fekers .It was fekin agony for weeks .Gives yer war stories folks

[zmcfc]

I really don't know, I've been through the wars a lot when I was a kid...
There's three that really stick out

1) I was about 7 years old and I was with my mum in Safeway on Byres Road. My mum was paying at the check-out and I was messing about in the empty check out next to it. When a checkout was closed, there was a bit of suspended chain between the two checkouts, about 4 feet high. I tried to jump this chain, my legs got caught in it and my jaw made best friends with the supermarket floor. It was agony, my teeth laying all over the place, my jaw two inches out of my skin. Ouch!! The people at the hospital did an amazing job and I'll still got a wee mark on my chin where my jaw popped out.

2) Around a year later, I was riding my bike around the block. I used to live in an old-fashioned flat where you dumped the rubbish around the back of the block for the bin-men to collect. So I was riding my bike around the block with a bag of rubbish on my handlebars. I took the corner too fast, broke my arm and the top of a tin can (the sharp bits you take off with a tin opener) became lodged in my arm... I took one look at my exposed bone and threw up all over the place. The wierdest thing is, I didn't really feel pain, but when they went to work on it in the hospital, it was agony.

3) The funniest one. Well if you weren't me that is. I was 11 at the time and I was at my wee cousins birthday party. I was playing hidey-tig and saw my big cousin running. I started to give chase and turned my head to shout that I'd found him. Upon turning my ace around, my poor jaw made best friends with a washing up pole with me running into it at full speed. This time my teeth went through my skin.... and it was basically the same as the first scenario.

Fuck me, that was some post lol...

[BBhoy]

Originally Posted by zmcfczm

I really don't know, I've been through the wars a lot when I was a kid...
There's three that really stick out

1) I was about 7 years old and I was with my mum in Safeway on Byres Road. My mum was paying at the check-out and I was messing about in the empty check out next to it. When a checkout was closed, there was a bit of suspended chain between the two checkouts, about 4 feet high. I tried to jump this chain, my legs got caught in it and my jaw made best friends with the supermarket floor. It was agony, my teeth laying all over the place, my jaw two inches out of my skin. Ouch!! The people at the hospital did an amazing job and I'll still got a wee mark on my chin where my jaw popped out.

2) Around a year later, I was riding my bike around the block. I used to live in an old-fashioned flat where you dumped the rubbish around the back of the block for the bin-men to collect. So I was riding my bike around the block with a bag of rubbish on my handlebars. I took the corner too fast, broke my arm and the top of a tin can (the sharp bits you take off with a tin opener) became lodged in my arm... I took one look at my exposed bone and threw up all over the place. The wierdest thing is, I didn't really feel pain, but when they went to work on it in the hospital, it was agony.

3) The funniest one. Well if you weren't me that is. I was 11 at the time and I was at my wee cousins birthday party. I was playing hidey-tig and saw my big cousin running. I started to give chase and turned my head to shout that I'd found him. Upon turning my ace around, my poor jaw made best friends with a washing up pole with me running into it at full speed. This time my teeth went through my skin.... and it was basically the same as the first scenario.

Fuck me, that was some post lol...

Fuck me, you've not half been through the wars! lol!
Mine would have to be my left testicle getting twisted around by the veins and shit it hangs by. Never experienced pain like it, thankfully it untwisted itself and i didn't have to get the operation to sort it

[Fancy Pants]

Originally Posted by BBhoy

Fuck me, you've not half been through the wars! lol!
Mine would have to be my left testicle getting twisted around by the veins and shit it hangs by. Never experienced pain like it, thankfully it untwisted itself and i didn't have to get the operation to sort it

How the fek did you manage that

[zmcfc]

Originally Posted by BBhoy

Fuck me, you've not half been through the wars! lol!
Mine would have to be my left testicle getting twisted around by the veins and shit it hangs by. Never experienced pain like it, thankfully it untwisted itself and i didn't have to get the operation to sort it

Ouch, that testicle one sounds like agony...

Reminds me of something I read on a newspaper....
I found a link to it lol..
Ananova - Roofer nails testicle to roof

[Healy]

Originally Posted by zmcfczm

I really don't know, I've been through the wars a lot when I was a kid...
There's three that really stick out

1) I was about 7 years old and I was with my mum in Safeway on Byres Road. My mum was paying at the check-out and I was messing about in the empty check out next to it. When a checkout was closed, there was a bit of suspended chain between the two checkouts, about 4 feet high. I tried to jump this chain, my legs got caught in it and my jaw made best friends with the supermarket floor. It was agony, my teeth laying all over the place, my jaw two inches out of my skin. Ouch!! The people at the hospital did an amazing job and I'll still got a wee mark on my chin where my jaw popped out.

2) Around a year later, I was riding my bike around the block. I used to live in an old-fashioned flat where you dumped the rubbish around the back of the block for the bin-men to collect. So I was riding my bike around the block with a bag of rubbish on my handlebars. I took the corner too fast, broke my arm and the top of a tin can (the sharp bits you take off with a tin opener) became lodged in my arm... I took one look at my exposed bone and threw up all over the place. The wierdest thing is, I didn't really feel pain, but when they went to work on it in the hospital, it was agony.

3) The funniest one. Well if you weren't me that is. I was 11 at the time and I was at my wee cousins birthday party. I was playing hidey-tig and saw my big cousin running. I started to give chase and turned my head to shout that I'd found him. Upon turning my ace around, my poor jaw made best friends with a washing up pole with me running into it at full speed. This time my teeth went through my skin.... and it was basically the same as the first scenario.

Fuck me, that was some post lol...

give that man a prize

[BBhoy]

Originally Posted by Fancy Pants

How the fek did you manage that

dunno, it just sort of happened, apparently it's quite common in young lads but it happened to me when was 31. Honestly felt as if someone was ripping my ball off with a rusty pair or red hot pliers doused in acid!

[MarcyBhoy]

Originally Posted by Conor-1888

give that man a prize

Screw that, give him a Warning Label and stay well back!

Ive broke my arms 3 times, last time was a horror, snapped in half, broken bone right through the skin, imagine the Henke leg brake but through the arm and with lots of blood!

Funniest part was my wee mate ran up to my house and told me mum...

"Marc's broke his arm, you need to come get him!"

Her Reply....

"Well his legs are still working, he can come up get me his self!"

She's a nurse at the Royal, 'an arm brake is nothing' to her... she passed out when she eventually came and got me!

[celticdaftdan]

Had a brick chucked at my head and split wide open when i was about 12 my face was covered in blood ended up getting it glued back up.

[MartyC]

got jumped off a bunch of gypos and woke up in hospital.

also cramp in my inner thight, fuck me thats pain

[Fancy Pants]

Oh i also got skelped in the face with a pitching wedge.I had a big gaping wound just under my eye and blood every where and this old dood came up and asked if i was alright .

[clagan24]

caught my foreskin in my zip once, cant describe how sore it was

[BBhoy]

Originally Posted by clagan24

caught my foreskin in my zip once, cant describe how sore it was

lol! a theres something about mary moment! Ouch!

[clagan24]

Originally Posted by BBhoy

lol! a theres something about mary moment! Ouch!

yeah mate, i was crying on the bathroom floor. had to pull it off myself, thought i was gonna have to go to hospital, didn't bleed too much thankfully

[BBhoy]

Originally Posted by clagan24

had to pull it off myself,

should you not have waited till you got your foreskin out your zip before doing that? Must'v been uncomfy to say the least!