OUCH - Page 2 - TalkCeltic

clagan24 · 02-07-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BBhoy

should you not have waited till you got your foreskin out your zip before doing that? Must'v been uncomfy to say the least!

boom boom

quigley13 · 02-07-2008, 04:13 PM

got jumped and they fractured my arm.....also mouth ulcers are a fucking cunt

BBhoy · 02-07-2008, 04:13 PM

couldn't resist

Tamster · 02-07-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BBhoy

Fuck me, you've not half been through the wars! lol!
Mine would have to be my left testicle getting twisted around by the veins and shit it hangs by. Never experienced pain like it, thankfully it untwisted itself and i didn't have to get the operation to sort it

I told you not to go to Michael Barrymore's barbeque - awight at the back

**Paul67** · 02-07-2008, 04:33 PM

Kidney stones are a bastard, I've had them on and off for over 20 years.

Also had crumbling discs in my back which were trapping nerves, absolute agony. Had it for approx 1 year until the discs crumbled away enough to release the nerves.

quigley13 · 02-07-2008, 04:37 PM

hernia as well

CellicBhoy08 · 02-07-2008, 04:44 PM

Getting kicked in the balls.. the pain you get on your ball sack.. when i started getting that i got kicked again... AHHHH!!!!!

Nicola-1888 · 02-07-2008, 05:11 PM

it has to be either breaking my tail bone or when i fell 4 rows in front at the oldfrim. ma legs and back were black & blue couldnt move for 2 days. worth it tho

hoopymo · 02-07-2008, 05:17 PM

breaking my leg and tearing ankle ligaments and bruised cartilage all at the same time

adambhoy25 · 02-07-2008, 05:29 PM

For me it has to be when i got a chest drain after having open heart surgery,without anaesthetic,my skin sliced open,rib cage broke and a tube put into my lungs to take out all the fluid i was basically drowning in!it was fuckin agony but also saved my life so cant really complain.

Curly Jefferson · 02-07-2008, 05:43 PM

Fuckin hell adam think you win m8

Tycho · 02-07-2008, 05:51 PM

Getting one baw removed and a hole drilled in the other. Wasn't enough morphine in the world for that bastard day...

odonno · 02-07-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BBhoy

Honestly felt as if someone was ripping my ball off with a rusty pair or red hot pliers doused in acid!

Sorry m8 but I bursted out laughing at that reaction hahaha

craigyjac · 02-07-2008, 07:26 PM

got my head stuck in the railings at my grans house when i was bout 4 or 5, stuck it thru, shouted at the neighbours dog and as i triumphantly tried to remove my head, would it come back oot? would it fuck.
2 fuckin hours i waited before the fire brigade came down and had to cut the railings. it was sore as fuck but no as sore as for my uncle, who a few weeks later went to jump next door to get a ball back and the welds only went and snapped didnt they, resulting in a 6 ft drop over the side and a few weeks n a cast.
funny as fuck in the end

Belfast_Bhoy · 02-07-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by zmcfczm

I really don't know, I've been through the wars a lot when I was a kid...
There's three that really stick out

1) I was about 7 years old and I was with my mum in Safeway on Byres Road. My mum was paying at the check-out and I was messing about in the empty check out next to it. When a checkout was closed, there was a bit of suspended chain between the two checkouts, about 4 feet high. I tried to jump this chain, my legs got caught in it and my jaw made best friends with the supermarket floor. It was agony, my teeth laying all over the place, my jaw two inches out of my skin. Ouch!! The people at the hospital did an amazing job and I'll still got a wee mark on my chin where my jaw popped out.

2) Around a year later, I was riding my bike around the block. I used to
live in an old-fashioned flat where you dumped the rubbish around the back of the block for the bin-men to collect. So I was riding my bike around the block with a bag of rubbish on my handlebars. I took the corner too fast, broke my arm and the top of a tin can (the sharp bits you take off with a tin opener) became lodged in my arm... I took one look at my exposed bone and threw up all over the place. The wierdest thing is, I didn't really feel pain, but when they went to work on it in the hospital, it was agony.

3) The funniest one. Well if you weren't me that is. I was 11 at the time and I was at my wee cousins birthday party. I was playing hidey-tig and saw my big cousin running. I started to give chase and turned my head to shout that I'd found him. Upon turning my ace around, my poor jaw made best friends with a washing up pole with me running into it at full speed. This time my teeth went through my skin.... and it was basically the same as the first scenario.

Fuck me, that was some post lol...

are you chuck norris?