30-06-2008, 09:48 PM
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How many dwarfs do you think you could beat in a fight ?
OK lads we've looked at fighting 5 year old but now the nitty gritty. Dwarfs are a totally different ball game altogether. They may be of similar stature to a five year but they are heavier and stronger. Add to this their low centre of gravity and they become very difficult to knock to the ground, like a weeble. As if that wasn't bad enough they could start throwing other dwarfs at you, launching an arial attack. You would be fucked then. Some of them may even be experienced in being thrown.
So be honest how many dwarfs do you think you could beat ?
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30-06-2008, 09:50 PM
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i will go for 3 maybe 4
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30-06-2008, 09:51 PM
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individual or a swarm of them coming at you
if a swarm i'd say 5 or 6 if 7 or above the would work together to take you out plus dwarves know how to get and use knives 
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30-06-2008, 09:51 PM
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i think your head is full of broken biscuits fella 
but truth be told i reckon seven in total. or nine midgets
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30-06-2008, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin
OK lads we've looked at fighting 5 year old but now the nitty gritty. Dwarfs are a totally different ball game altogether. They may be of similar stature to a five year but they are heavier and stronger. Add to this their low centre of gravity and they become very difficult to knock to the ground, like a weeble. As if that wasn't bad enough they could start throwing other dwarfs at you, launching an arial attack. You would be fucked then. Some of them may even be experienced in being thrown.
So be honest how many dwarfs do you think you could beat ?
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a weeble  eh none ,when you put it like that ,id run like hell 
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30-06-2008, 09:54 PM
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Gimli fooking rocks!!!
No chance you'd even get near Gimli Martin, have you seen that 2 headed axe?
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30-06-2008, 09:59 PM
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aboot 3 at the same time
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30-06-2008, 10:00 PM
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aboot 3 at the same time
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I think I'd struggle with anymore. If I made 4 I'd be chuffed. These wee fuckers are strong and they won't blubber like 5 year olds.
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30-06-2008, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by hairytoes
Gimli fooking rocks!!!
No chance you'd even get near Gimli Martin, have you seen that 2 headed axe?
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No weapons, hand to hand.
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30-06-2008, 10:02 PM
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Martin a hope ur no gonnae attack anybody under 4 foot lol worrying
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30-06-2008, 10:03 PM
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30-06-2008, 10:03 PM
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I'd rather take them in a drinking contest, but even then they'd probably win.
Dwarfs can drink like FOOK!!
In a fight I'd probably start laughing at their stupid wee hats & get my heid kicked in.
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30-06-2008, 10:06 PM
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who says they would be wearing hats
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30-06-2008, 10:07 PM
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Watching that I'd have to say 5 or 6 would be realistic.
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30-06-2008, 10:08 PM
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7 dwarfs all wear hats, pretty sure anyway & they're pretty stupid funny looking hats.
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the champs are looking like chumps
