06-06-2008, 10:21 PM
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Celtic Reserves
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Funny Movie Quotes?
Mine Is Off Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
I Have A Few Funny Quotes
[Talking About A Comic Book That Sold For Millions]
If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
What buzz?
The Internet buzz.
What the fuck is the Internet?
[Argument Breaks Out Between 2 Girls]
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
[After Stealing A Monkey The Police Are After Jay And Silent Bob And Jay Goes Crazy At The Monkey]
Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!
[After Finding Out People Are Laughing At Jay And Silent Bobs Comic Book, Jay Decides To Post Back On The Internet]
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You all are the ones who are ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made em' eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Anyone Got Any?
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06-06-2008, 10:54 PM
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Celtic Reserves
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Not an obvious choice but I thought it was a funny one from Dirty Harry.
The Killer pays a mercenary to give him the hiding of a lifetime so he can blame it on Harry and get him suspended from the force and, ultimately, off the killer's back.
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!
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06-06-2008, 10:57 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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"haha your a funny guy"
"what do you mean im funny?...u think im a fucking clown here to entertain you?" - joe pesci - casino
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06-06-2008, 11:00 PM
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Celtic Reserves
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GlasgowTim
"haha your a funny guy"
"what do you mean im funny?...u think im a fucking clown here to entertain you?" - joe pesci - casino
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Eh, Goodfellas......
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06-06-2008, 11:01 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gil-Scott Heron
Eh, Goodfellas......
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my bad..i always get them mixed up
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06-06-2008, 11:02 PM
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Celtic Legend
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From south park the movie
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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06-06-2008, 11:02 PM
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Celtic Reserves
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Cant remember what its from
Guy 1: Have a nice day sir
Guy 2: Dont tell me what to do
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06-06-2008, 11:05 PM
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your avatar says "love will tear us apart" am i right?@Gil-Scott Heron. Iv always been good with soundwaves. 
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06-06-2008, 11:08 PM
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Without Fear or Favour
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'What do you like to do?'
'Play chess.......screw'
'Let's play chess'
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06-06-2008, 11:10 PM
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CELTIC FC NOT PLC!!!
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Waynes world
Woman (flirting with him, in a seductive voice) "Take me right now"
Wayne "Wh-where...I've got no gas and you've not got a jacket on"
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06-06-2008, 11:14 PM
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Without Fear or Favour
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REG:
They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES: Brought peace.
REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!
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06-06-2008, 11:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GlasgowTim
"haha your a funny guy"
"what do you mean im funny?...u think im a fucking clown here to entertain you?" - joe pesci - casino
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I think you may have a combination of Goofellas and Casino there.
First quote Goodfellas.
Second quote casino in vegas at a Black jack table only instead of here to entertain you. I think he said "Am I the Fucking entertainment" then put his gun in the guys face,
Anyhow a classic movie moment hysterical 
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06-06-2008, 11:17 PM
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Spirit of Freedom
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"Can you swim".............Titanic
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06-06-2008, 11:20 PM
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Celtic Youth Team
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Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
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06-06-2008, 11:27 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ellboy
I think you may have a combination of Goofellas and Casino there.
First quote Goodfellas.
Second quote casino in vegas at a Black jack table only instead of here to entertain you. I think he said "Am I the Fucking entertainment" then put his gun in the guys face,
Anyhow a classic movie moment hysterical |
so i was half right at least...not so bad
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