06-06-2008, 08:03 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,119
Credits: 16,867.25
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Worst chat up lines?
Worst chat up you have recieved and given.
Received
"Right gorgeous back to mine for a Kebab and Shag" (Didn’t have the heart to tell her that she had me at Kebab.)
Given
"Let me introduce myself I’m a Russian Billionaire"
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06-06-2008, 08:04 PM
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#2
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Motherwell
Posts: 954
Credits: 26,176.00
Fav Celtic Player: Artur Boruc, Skippy, Naka
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA, some others we shall not mention .......
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My mate pulled this one on a bird
"My face is leaving in 10 minutes, you better be on it!"
Hand shandy for him that night needless to say !!
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06-06-2008, 08:04 PM
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#3
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CELTIC FC NOT PLC!!!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 5,994
Credits: 687.15
Fav Celtic Player: All time Larsson, Currently Boruc/Robson/McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: Fields of Athenry, Celtic Symphony, LTPS
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To me
"Ye up for it down the lane at lunch" (from a slutty girl at my school lol) I declined the offer...
By Me....
I seriously can't think of one lol
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06-06-2008, 08:05 PM
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#4
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Celtic Legend!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,227
Credits: 23,003.25
Fav Celtic Player: Boruc & Samaras
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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By Me:
I might not be Fred Flinsone but I can certenly make yout Bedrock...
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06-06-2008, 08:41 PM
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#5
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 326
Credits: 4,003.05
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recieved:
I bet I can guess your surname.....Jacobs, coz you're a real cracker
cringe
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06-06-2008, 08:44 PM
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#6
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Gold Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,120
Credits: 299.65
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lick your finger and touch her top and say ... lets get u home and get u out these wet clothes
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06-06-2008, 08:52 PM
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#7
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 326
Credits: 4,003.05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MartyC
lick your finger and touch her top and say ... lets get u home and get u out these wet clothes
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haha, thats a cracker, i'd go home with a guy who used that just because of his humor  
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06-06-2008, 09:01 PM
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#8
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Celtic Legend!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,227
Credits: 23,003.25
Fav Celtic Player: Boruc & Samaras
Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weegie-x
haha, thats a cracker, i'd go home with a guy who used that just because of his humor |
now I know that will work I'll be sure to use that one
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06-06-2008, 09:03 PM
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#9
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 326
Credits: 4,003.05
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Also
"Did you just fart coz you blew me away"
never been used on me but I'd love to see the look on a girl's face if a guy ever did use it!
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06-06-2008, 09:05 PM
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#10
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Airdrie,Scotland
Posts: 1,381
Credits: 3,313.95
Fav Celtic Player: holy goalie
Fav Celtic Song: willie maley
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at school there this stunnin lassie called flora
and this smart arse walked up to her and said
" awryt darlin a heard your name was flora and i would love tae spread you"
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06-06-2008, 09:07 PM
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#11
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: An Lorgain, Ard Mhacha
Posts: 569
Credits: 7,433.95
Fav Celtic Player: Aiden McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: Willie Maley
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"If you were a door I'd bang you all night"
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06-06-2008, 09:07 PM
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#12
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Gold Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,120
Credits: 299.65
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weegie-x
haha, thats a cracker, i'd go home with a guy who used that just because of his humor |
ill meet u in the counthouse later lol
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06-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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#13
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 326
Credits: 4,003.05
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recieved "look at the size of them, I bet you'd give a quare diddyride"
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06-06-2008, 09:09 PM
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#14
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Celtic Legend
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 6,658
Credits: 48,905.85
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Oh ffs lol 
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06-06-2008, 09:09 PM
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#15
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 326
Credits: 4,003.05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MartyC
ill meet u in the counthouse later lol
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If I don't get asked for ID i'm all yours
haha
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