06-06-2008, 08:40 AM
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HENRIK MY GHOD!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: BEEN DRY 19 DAY'S, 15 HOURS...
Posts: 8,062
Credits: 1,014.65
Fav Celtic Player: henrik/boruc/mcgeady/brown
Fav Celtic Song: inter milan/four leaf clover
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OLD SAYINGS..
GOT ANY?,
MY MUM ALWAYS SAYS 'IF YOU'V NOTHING TO GIVE ME,DON'T RIP MY BAG',
'A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH'(no jokes )
'You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.'
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06-06-2008, 08:41 AM
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HENRIK MY GHOD!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: BEEN DRY 19 DAY'S, 15 HOURS...
Posts: 8,062
Credits: 1,014.65
Fav Celtic Player: henrik/boruc/mcgeady/brown
Fav Celtic Song: inter milan/four leaf clover
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It is often that a person's tongue
cut his throat.
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06-06-2008, 09:14 AM
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Ancient of MooMoo
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Up the road
Posts: 4,699
Credits: 25,942.80
Fav Celtic Player: Big Jan
Fav Celtic Song: romin in the glomin
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what,s for you won,t go by you
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06-06-2008, 09:32 AM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
Posts: 841
Credits: 70,068.45
Fav Celtic Player: Shunsuke Nakamura, Henrik Larsson, Aiden McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: Fields Of Athenry
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"Ahhh The Huns Lose Again"
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Hail Hail! !
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06-06-2008, 11:09 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 181
Credits: 3,869.85
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An old tradesman i worked with used to tell anyone who had made a mistake "youre as much good as tits on fish"
or there is others such as :-
As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
or as dracula once said to the schoolteacher "ii'll be seeing you next period"
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06-06-2008, 11:11 AM
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Handsome bastard
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Halfway to heaven
Posts: 2,300
Credits: 15,502.35
Fav Celtic Player: maloney
Fav Celtic Song: let the people sing
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useless spark apprentice; couldnt put a nut in a monkeys mooth
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06-06-2008, 11:36 AM
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Spirit of Freedom
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 9,379
Credits: 49,552.20
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Talking about a miserable (tight) person...
"Wouldn't give you a fright if he was a ghost"
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06-06-2008, 11:39 AM
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Handsome bastard
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Halfway to heaven
Posts: 2,300
Credits: 15,502.35
Fav Celtic Player: maloney
Fav Celtic Song: let the people sing
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when you are satasfied.. that hit the tit right on the nipple. funnier coming from a woman
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06-06-2008, 12:17 PM
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Ancient of MooMoo
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Up the road
Posts: 4,699
Credits: 25,942.80
Fav Celtic Player: Big Jan
Fav Celtic Song: romin in the glomin
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a boy i used to work with went by the saying .if you try hard enough you can get monkeys to fuck butterflys
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06-06-2008, 12:41 PM
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Handsome bastard
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Halfway to heaven
Posts: 2,300
Credits: 15,502.35
Fav Celtic Player: maloney
Fav Celtic Song: let the people sing
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any more than two shakes...............dont know if i can finish it 
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06-06-2008, 01:04 PM
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HENRIK MY GHOD!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: BEEN DRY 19 DAY'S, 15 HOURS...
Posts: 8,062
Credits: 1,014.65
Fav Celtic Player: henrik/boruc/mcgeady/brown
Fav Celtic Song: inter milan/four leaf clover
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one of mine: 'that cunt would'nt work on a heart machine' lol
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06-06-2008, 01:05 PM
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HENRIK MY GHOD!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: BEEN DRY 19 DAY'S, 15 HOURS...
Posts: 8,062
Credits: 1,014.65
Fav Celtic Player: henrik/boruc/mcgeady/brown
Fav Celtic Song: inter milan/four leaf clover
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'she/he has nipples like scania wheel nuts'
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06-06-2008, 01:06 PM
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HENRIK MY GHOD!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: BEEN DRY 19 DAY'S, 15 HOURS...
Posts: 8,062
Credits: 1,014.65
Fav Celtic Player: henrik/boruc/mcgeady/brown
Fav Celtic Song: inter milan/four leaf clover
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'if you don't know what to say, say no, you can always say yes later'...
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06-06-2008, 01:19 PM
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Ancient of MooMoo
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Up the road
Posts: 4,699
Credits: 25,942.80
Fav Celtic Player: Big Jan
Fav Celtic Song: romin in the glomin
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as welcome as a fart in a space suit
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06-06-2008, 01:23 PM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
Posts: 841
Credits: 70,068.45
Fav Celtic Player: Shunsuke Nakamura, Henrik Larsson, Aiden McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: Fields Of Athenry
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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