IT Support...

[Wolfe Tone]

Old ones but still worth a laugh..


Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my disk out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello I'm Andrea ... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
Customer: Listen; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the
printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is
there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work...


Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen
saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'



And last but not least...

Tech support: 'Okay Carol, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the
screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Carol.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Carol.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

[celticdaftdan]

lol there the best ones.

[craigyjac]

ha ha

[Claire67]

Haha, hate to say it but I made a tit of myself on one of those once. Can't even remember what I said, but I felt so under pressure to do what the woman was telling me and it sounded quite complex and I kept asking loads of (probably very stupid) questions

[rach1888]

You may laugh, but i work in IT, so most of them sound pretty familiar. 9 times out of ten people phone me up with pc probs and they don't have the thing switched on!! You know its going to be a bad day when thats the phone call you get at 0830 in the morning!