advertising slogans

[tim park]

right ill try explain this right,,with condoms in mind try think up advertising slogans that would suit a condom advert "heres an example"

gellette ,,the best that man can get,or

soft strong and very long,"andrex toilet paper,,,,
get the idea,,,i bet ull come up ,,get it ?"come up" with some crackers

this isent an original idea ,i saw it on another web page ages ago


up up and away in my beautiful balloon "nimble bread"

[Collie Dug]

Buy me & stop one!

[Rosario FC]

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere

[Drumbhoy]

The panda condoms:- eats shoots and leaves.

[sf1]

Sainsburys condoms-makin life taste better.
Tesco condoms-every little helps
Nike condoms-just do it.
Peugeot condoms-The ride of your life.
Galaxy condoms-Why have rubber wen u can have silk.
KFC condoms-Finger licking good.
Safeway condoms-Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms-Because lifes complicated enough.
Coca Cola condons-The real thing.
Duracell condoms-Keep going and going.
Pringles condoms-Once you pop you cant stop.
Burger King condoms-Home of the whopper.
Good year condoms-For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms-No comment required.
Muller light condoms-So much pleasure but wheres the pain.
Halfords condoms-We go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms-Plug and Play.
Royal Mail condoms-I saw this and thought of u.
Andrex condoms-Soft,Strong and very very long.
Renault condoms-Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms-Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick drying condoms-Its dry and waterproof in about 30 mins.
Demestos condoms-Gets right under the rim.
Heineken condoms- Reaches parts other condoms just cant reach.
Calsberg condoms-Probably the best condom in the world.
AA condoms-The 4th emergancy service.
Pepperami condoms-Its abit of an animal.
Polo condoms-The condom with the hole
(Verry poor seller)lmao

[hoopymo]

ah i see the above poster has recieved that e-mail before as well

[tim park]

Originally Posted by sf1

Sainsburys condoms-makin life taste better.
Tesco condoms-every little helps
Nike condoms-just do it.
Peugeot condoms-The ride of your life.
Galaxy condoms-Why have rubber wen u can have silk.
KFC condoms-Finger licking good.
Safeway condoms-Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms-Because lifes complicated enough.
Coca Cola condons-The real thing.
Duracell condoms-Keep going and going.
Pringles condoms-Once you pop you cant stop.
Burger King condoms-Home of the whopper.
Good year condoms-For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms-No comment required.
Muller light condoms-So much pleasure but wheres the pain.
Halfords condoms-We go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms-Plug and Play.
Royal Mail condoms-I saw this and thought of u.
Andrex condoms-Soft,Strong and very very long.
Renault condoms-Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms-Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick drying condoms-Its dry and waterproof in about 30 mins.
Demestos condoms-Gets right under the rim.
Heineken condoms- Reaches parts other condoms just cant reach.
Calsberg condoms-Probably the best condom in the world.
AA condoms-The 4th emergancy service.
Pepperami condoms-Its abit of an animal.
Polo condoms-The condom with the hole
(Verry poor seller)lmao

smart arse,,lol, good ones m8