School 1967 vs. School 2007

[Renegade T]

School 1967 vs. School 2007

Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles phones with evidence of fight are confiscated. Both are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Mobile phone video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and never disrupts the class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.


Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark brings cigarettes to school .

1967 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal behind the bikesheds.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His house is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks, puts them in a milkbottle and blows up a dustbin.

1967 - Laughter, noise and mess.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly ever again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during playtime and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy; becomes gay.

[hoopymo]

so true there everything today is wrapped in cotton wool society is getting fucked up

[zmcfc]

lol, so true, the wussy world nowadays...

[SwoopingVulture]

Aye right things were much better back then. RT are you not a bit young for thia type of post?

The only things that were better was the music and the Hoops.

[Ham&Jam]

Originally Posted by De Niro

School 1967 vs. School 2007



Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and never disrupts the class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.

Jeffrey drops out of school, purchases a variety of weapons over a period of months and recruits a mate who then make a video diary,they post it on the net at 6.00am and at 09.00am waste their school mates and teachers in a frenzied I hour attack before blowing each others brains out.

Nothing changes !

[Renegade T]

Originally Posted by SwoopingVulture

Aye right things were much better back then. RT are you not a bit young for thia type of post?

The only things that were better was the music and the Hoops.

im 29 on thursday so aye i suppose

hopefully i'll have a god awful hangover after we beat barcelona on the wednesday !

[SwoopingVulture]

Originally Posted by De Niro

im 29 on thursday so aye i suppose

hopefully i'll have a god awful hangover after we beat barcelona on the wednesday ! :applause:

Amen to that bro

Am i the only one that is beginning to feel slightly confident about this game? Watched them last night and they were kack.

[hoopymo]

aye but they were restin a lot of players were they no?

[SwoopingVulture]

Dunno, Henry and Ronaldhinio were defo playing. I was on the piss tbh so i'm not sure.

Don't burst my fucking balloon man!

[hoopymo]

aye well sorry but ronny dino was a sub i think thierry "lenny" henry was as well