Fights at school....

[zmcfc]

Everybodies been in one... tell us what yourswere like.. this could potentially be a good thread...

I've been in quite a few but the best fight story is about my uncle and his kid...

My Uncle was in the army and this meant that he regularly had to uproot his kids and move them to his new posting. On one move, my cousin his eldest came up to him for a talk. My cousin was worried about starting at a new school the next day as he thought he might get beaten up for being the new kid. So my uncle put him right.

"What you've got to do, Number 1 son, is to find out who the *2nd* hardest kid in your year is. Don't go for the hardest - he'd probably murder you - but find the 2nd hardest and try and give him a good kicking. Even if you lose people will leave you alone after that"

So armed with this knowledge (and remember this was the guy who told me as a kid that to stop a dog attacking you you should ram you hand down it's thought and grab it's tongue..) My cousin went confidently off to school.

About three hours later my uncle got a call. From the headmaster who demanded his immediate attendance at my cousin's school. So my Uncle shot off there and was ushered into the headmasters office where he was given the biggest dressing down he'd ever had in his life. 35 year old and been bollocked by a headmaster!

Turned out that my cousin had found out who the second hardest in the school was. Tracked him down and brained him without warning with a half-brick. When he was dragged off and taken to see the headmaster he was asked why he'd attacked somebody without warning on his first day.

"My Dad told me to do it......."




I'll post some of mines later lol...

[celtboy]

ye always in fights at school,moved from glasgow to ireland when i was 5ish always gettin bullied cuz of me lingo, soon learned that if i was gona survive i would hav to get tough...got punched fuck out of a few times,but then it was me doin the terrorising...i was a proper wee bastard,kicked this guy who was 4 year older than me in the throat,nearly swallowed his tongue ,but never bothered me after that,stabbed a few cunts as well..must have been the skills i learned in the KUMBY.

not proud of it really, but that was then,this is now..

[Paul67]

Originally Posted by celtboy

ye always in fights at school,moved from glasgow to ireland when i was 5ish always gettin bullied cuz of me lingo, soon learned that if i was gona survive i would hav to get tough...got punched fuck out of a few times,but then it was me doin the terrorising...i was a proper wee bastard,kicked this guy who was 4 year older than me in the throat,nearly swallowed his tongue ,but never bothered me after that,stabbed a few cunts as well..must have been the skills i learned in the KUMBY.

not proud of it really, but that was then,this is now..

[celtboy]

CHEWITS.....

[Razwaz]

i fucked a guys eye open for throwing a skittle at me

[Ryan67]

i once smacked a guy with a stool (the chair kind) because he threw a bit of paper and accidently hit me instead of the person sitting next to me. i fucking hated that boy any excuse to give him a right good twating. couple of years later i fingered his wee sister in a night club then rammed my fingers in her mouth and made her suck them.

[hoopymo]

i mind the first time i burst ma knuckles nothin like knowin you kicked sheer and utter fuck out of someone and have the knuckles to show for it

[Ricardinho]

Remind me not to piss any of you guys off, lol

[celticmad117]

Some1 stole a skittle so i fucked a chair at him

[hoopymo]

i mind when i broke my knuckle n'all in a fight already cracked the fucker twice on the nose went for a 3rd he ducked and i fucked my hand off a tile wall and broke my knuckle couldnt punch for 6 months

[mk.celt1888]

i once busted a lad in school with a header and knocked him into his class,i was sent to the headmaster of course so i got him again at the bus stop i jumped up on the wall perfect height where he was standing got him a naka free kick across the face nearly put his head across the road,i didnt seem to get any shit in school after that

[tim park]

i was soft as shit at school ,if i got picked on ,i stood up for my self but never faught the people
they could call me what they wanted as its water off a ducks back ,but 1 day the so called best fighter in the school said something about my dad and i saw red ,i lunged for him got him down and stuck my thumb in his eye and pressed as hard as i could he was squealing like a bitch "sorry sorry" his bro jumped in and dragged me off him ,thats all he did was drag me off he never kicked me or anything because he thought if he did and missed i may have blinded his brother,he told me later

i did make the mistake fighting with guys during football matches,i had 2 fights and lost the 2 of them as i dident know till later thy were training to be boxers,2 fights a year apart and they had to be boxers my head was like nude book getting skelped all over the place

[Ham&Jam]

I was a bit of a fighter in primary, but that was the norm in those days and then I went to a seminary. No fighting there we had prayer offs! When I left and joined in on normal life outside I had no reason to fight and my mates thought I was a mature non violent type. Then one day in the pub this guy had a real go at one of my mates and I lost it. I punched seven shades of shit out of him and I ripped my Harley Davidson T shirt (prized possession from NY) in the process. After the fight everyone in the pub was in stunned silence gobsmacked as it was me. I guess it's like riding a bike you don't forget. I have been involved in a few because you just can't avoid the odd nutter but none for about 8 years now.

[Ham&Jam]

Originally Posted by Razwaz

i fucked a guys eye open for throwing a skittle at me

The confectionary skittle or the bowling alley kind? Fukn Nutter.

[ChampionsElect]

I've just served my time for the 'Coloured Outside The Lines Killing' back in the day.