16-02-2008, 09:03 AM
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JOKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George W. Bush had a heart attack and died. He went to hell where the Devil was waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' said the devil. 'You are on my list but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
The devil open the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' Bush said. ' I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day.'
The devil led him to the next room: In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time.
No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented Bush.
The devil opened the third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she did best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, Yeah, I can handle this.'
The devil smiled and said, 'Okay, Monica, you're free to go!'
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16-02-2008, 09:07 AM
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TAXI!!!
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16-02-2008, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Irish Bhoy
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tried to find one on British columbia mate, but i dont even know where that is, is that place still under control of the brits ?  
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17-02-2008, 01:32 AM
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Thankfully no, but Canada still has connections to the bloody Queen. British Columbia is a province in Canada btw. I remember when I was at a military training base, we were doing push-ups and at the end of 30, the Sargeant said "One for Canada" so I did one more for Canada. Then he said "One for the Queen". I refused and he yelled at me hahaha
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17-02-2008, 01:38 AM
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hmmm...
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Thankfully no, but Canada still has connections to the bloody Queen. British Columbia is a province in Canada btw. I remember when I was at a military training base, we were doing push-ups and at the end of 30, the Sargeant said "One for Canada" so I did one more for Canada. Then he said "One for the Queen". I refused and he yelled at me hahaha
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haha well done
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17-02-2008, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Irish Bhoy
Thankfully no, but Canada still has connections to the bloody Queen. British Columbia is a province in Canada btw. I remember when I was at a military training base, we were doing push-ups and at the end of 30, the Sargeant said "One for Canada" so I did one more for Canada. Then he said "One for the Queen". I refused and he yelled at me hahaha
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well done  it was tongue and cheek about brit/columbia by the way
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17-02-2008, 07:27 AM
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well done  it was tongue and cheek about brit/columbia by the way 
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I know mate haha
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