27-12-2007, 12:16 AM
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Commentator's Eye
Join Date: Nov 2007
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christmas cracker toys and jokes
christmas cracker toys and jokes
can i ask what was the best joke and toy/other stuff that was in your cracker yesterday when u pulled them
i lost out to a bottle opener and the joke why does a milk shake,,cos it cant dance,, boohooo
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27-12-2007, 01:56 AM
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Celtic Reserves
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dunloy Co.Antrim
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not much to do with celtic but i got a pen and the joke was:
q. what does a ghost eat?
a. spook-ghetti
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27-12-2007, 03:07 AM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Galway
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Fav Celtic Song: We love you, we love you....
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Why are girls like parking spaces?
All the good ones are taken...
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So sometimes you have to stick it in a disabled one!
No I didn't get that in a cracker, I just wanted to say it ¬_¬
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27-12-2007, 05:13 AM
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Commentator's Eye
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fionn MacCool
Why are girls like parking spaces?
All the good ones are taken...
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So sometimes you have to stick it in a disabled one!
No I didn't get that in a cracker, I just wanted to say it ¬_¬
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lol nice 1 ,
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27-12-2007, 05:41 AM
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hmmm...
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,359
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Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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a tiny stapler, bottle opner and marbles 
and no jokes... 
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27-12-2007, 06:59 AM
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Celtic Youth Team
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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My family had home-made crackers. Mine had a tiny Toronto Maple Leafs flag flag for me to burn and the cheesy joke in mine was:
what do you call fake pasta? Mock-aroni.
haha not so funny.
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27-12-2007, 10:17 AM
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Because i'm cwying!!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Area 111 Row EE Seat 35
Posts: 409
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Fav Celtic Player: Chris Sutton
Fav Celtic Song: Jimmy Johnstone on the wing.
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Toe nail clippers!! The sight of my 4 year old clipping his toe nails at the dinner table with bits of nail pinging everywhere will live with me for a while!!
Joke : What wobbles and flys? A jellycopter!! 
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