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Old 05-10-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:33 PM   #2
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Yea - read that one. Somebody is going to have to set revolution in progress over there. Heat rays, buggery rays - if nobody does something soon, Bush and his pals will have total control of everything and my arsehole as well.

Let's invade America - they're probably not looking our way anyway.

5,000,000 jocks could take those pussies easily
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:37 PM   #3
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:39 PM   #4
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Yea - read that one. Somebody is going to have to set revolution in progress over there. Heat rays, buggery rays - if nobody does something soon, Bush and his pals will have total control of everything and my arsehole as well.

Let's invade America - they're probably not looking our way anyway.

5,000,000 jocks could take those pussies easily
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:46 PM   #5
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:13 PM   #6
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Yea - read that one. Somebody is going to have to set revolution in progress over there. Heat rays, buggery rays - if nobody does something soon, Bush and his pals will have total control of everything and my arsehole as well.

Let's invade America - they're probably not looking our way anyway.

5,000,000 jocks could take those pussies easily
Unless they drop the bomb and then we'd take those arseholes.
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:31 PM   #7
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I'd be immune SV - no yank technology could affect me, as they would need to set it not to infect their own. My dad was american.

I'm immune I tells ya - so, can I lead the invasion?

Charter a few planes SV, we're taking fatland
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:26 PM   #8
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As longs as the gay bomb does not get launched i'm in.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:28 PM   #9
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:29 PM   #10
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We'll do a blood transfusion. With my US genes, you'll be fine.

So, can I make you quartermaster? You book the invasion flights (probs Orlando, Virgin Atlantic - say April next year), the accomodation, transport etc.

Once the army get there (we'll obviously have to recce all the parks etc.) you can get the C4, guns and stuff?

You da man SV!
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:30 PM   #11
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Iontach, has his finger on the pulse of all things gay in the US - good on ye mate - our fifth columnist!
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:45 PM   #12
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Once the army get there (we'll obviously have to recce all the parks etc.) you can get the C4, You da man SV![/quote]



Your aiming yer sights too low, C4's no good for this kind of intrusion, set up a wee bit of MTV2 combine that with a wee cheeky 1/2 pound of Red Hot Freeview action, then clean up the mess in time for the Tic TV, big brazilian girls rolling about the ground like theyve been bitch slapped by some tit from Cambuslang
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:47 PM   #13
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:51 PM   #14
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BDB

That has got to be the funniest EVER post in TC history

Graham 1888 - you're history
BDB - Legend

(still shite at quizzes but funny as fuck - I think that I might have leaked a little when I read it - going to check now, back in two minutes with a change of underpants)
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:52 PM   #15
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We could also try and get John Smeaton, i know he's a hun but i reckon this could be a mission to cross the divide.
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