if your dog

[davie_glasgow]

imagine your dog "pet pooch" that youve had for 10 years started talking
what do u think it would say to you,


and if u havent got a dog like me just use your imagination

i think, at dinner time the dog would say,,ffs m8 gonny give me something else,,10 years ive ate this shit

or mabye when u tell it to get off the couch,,it would say ,,fuk of arsehole i was here first,


or would it pish the couch and blame u when u came home grunk,,lol

oryou might throw a ball and say fetch,, the dog might say ,,get it your fucking self im reading the paper,,,

right your turn now

[Gaffney]

When I grab the leash my dog(not got it now) would run around the house shouting WALKIES WALKIES AM GOIN WALKIES.

[davie_glasgow]

Originally Posted by Gaffney

When I grab the leash my dog(not got it now) would run around the house shouting WALKIES WALKIES AM GOIN WALKIES.

lol thats the spirit,,this is gonny be fun ,,

mabye if your getting mugged,, and shouted help,,the dog would say r u fucking joking look at the size of the cunt

[greendave]

I think you're barking davie...

[davie_glasgow]

Originally Posted by greendave

I think you're barking davie...

woof fucking woof,,,

woof fucking woof

dave are u not accepting messages,, pms

[BadlyDrawnBhoy]

If you think Im going out in that youve got another thing coming!! By the way did you see that wee spaniel at the end of the street, I bet she's a right dirty bitch

[topbhoy1967]

"keep rubbing right there, Im just about to cum"

jusr re-read that, I feel sick.

[venegoorstrokes]

Originally Posted by davie_glasgow

imagine your dog "pet pooch" that youve had for 10 years started talking
what do u think it would say to you,


and if u havent got a dog like me just use your imagination

i think, at dinner time the dog would say,,ffs m8 gonny give me something else,,10 years ive ate this shit

or mabye when u tell it to get off the couch,,it would say ,,fuk of arsehole i was here first,


or would it pish the couch and blame u when u came home grunk,,lol

oryou might throw a ball and say fetch,, the dog might say ,,get it your fucking self im reading the paper,,,

right your turn now

superb crazed stuff

[celtic_4_ever]

my dug would lie on our beds (not at the same time) saying to us "get lost this is my bed now, get in the dug bed lazy dug shoooooo!" lol

BTW I have 4 dugs (basically 5 we're looking after one just now) lol

We have 3 rats and 2 goldfish! lol

[davie_glasgow]

Originally Posted by celtic_4_ever

my dug would lie on our beds (not at the same time) saying to us "get lost this is my bed now, get in the dug bed lazy dug shoooooo!" lol

BTW I have 4 dugs (basically 5 we're looking after one just now) lol

We have 3 rats and 2 goldfish! lol

how much is it to get in,,

[celtic_4_ever]

Originally Posted by davie_glasgow

how much is it to get in,,

I don't get it????

[davie_glasgow]

Originally Posted by celtic_4_ever

I don't get it????

SOUNDS LIKE A ZOO

[celtic_4_ever]

yup it basically is! lol

[ChampionsElect]

It would probably ask why u feed it shit, limit its exercise and make it stumble about the house all day. You then couldnt asnwer and it would start mauling you.

[davie_glasgow]

Originally Posted by ChampionsElect

It would probably ask why u feed it shit, limit its exercise and make it stumble about the house all day. You then couldnt asnwer and it would start mauling you.

aye,, correct,,keep taking the tablets,,,