04-05-2007, 11:30 PM
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Celtic First Team
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best/ worst chat up lines
o.k bhoys and ghirls whats the worse or best chat up lines u've heard or used yourself? 
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04-05-2007, 11:33 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Costa del Hamilton
Posts: 2,071
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Fav Celtic Song: Celtic Symphony
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"Gees ma hole" - works for me
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04-05-2007, 11:34 PM
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Celtic First Team
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartan_Terror
"Gees ma hole" - works for me
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that certainly woodnt work if u said that to me  
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04-05-2007, 11:36 PM
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Celtic Legend
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Dublin
Posts: 5,054
Credits: 74.79
Fav Celtic Player: The holy goalie, arthur boruc
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This 1 my mate used and i was pissing myself after it it could ber because hes a lightwaeight but here it is
"hey u look familar oh thats right ur my future girlfriend" top that
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04-05-2007, 11:38 PM
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Celtic Bench Warmer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Costa del Hamilton
Posts: 2,071
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Fav Celtic Song: Celtic Symphony
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"2 bob for a blowjob?" thats what i say to chicks, they usually say yeah :)
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04-05-2007, 11:42 PM
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Celtic First Team
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartan_Terror
"2 bob for a blowjob?" thats what i say to chicks, they usually say yeah :)
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put it up to 3 bob and ye have a deal lol 
your clothes look great, but they wood look better spread all over my floor
Last edited by oasisgurl; 04-05-2007 at 11:54 PM.
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05-05-2007, 12:30 AM
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Man and Bhoy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Newry,North of Ireland
Posts: 5,054
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Fav Celtic Player: Neil Lennon (Lennondinho) and McGeady
Fav Celtic Song: You'll Never Walk Alone, Willie Maley
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Heres the one that works for me every time:
"Hello i'm Paul Malone"
and they just go weak at the knees
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05-05-2007, 12:43 AM
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Everybody Nose
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2,306
Credits: 358.50
Fav Celtic Player: john collins, nakamura, maloney
Fav Celtic Song: you'll never walk alone
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you grab the birds label on her top she will go wot the fuk/hell you doing and you reply im checking to see if your made in heaven
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05-05-2007, 11:27 AM
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TalkCeltic Quizmaster
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Are you the polis??
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Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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Walk over to your chosen piece of ass and lean in close and hand her a fifty pence piece and when she looks at you she will ask either with her eyes or verbally "what is this for" to which you reply "to phone your mam and tell her your not coming home tonight" 
or else you say to the bird at the bar your tryin to cop off with " aye God wont be happy tonight" and when she says "why" you say (after a wee shady look from side to side as if someone might be listening) " i have it on good authority that he doesnt like his Angels out drinking with me"
Last edited by Magadog67; 05-05-2007 at 11:31 AM.
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05-05-2007, 08:17 PM
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Huns: Its Inevitable -38-
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The United States
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get out of my dreams and get into my car!
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 a nation once again
LET THE PEOPLE SING
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05-05-2007, 08:40 PM
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Celtic First Team
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your like a t.v hypnotic
i cant take my eyes off you
and i just urge to turn u on
i could see me spending the night
turning u over 
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05-05-2007, 08:46 PM
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Celtic Legend
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Scotland
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Fav Celtic Song: YNWA
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"hey sarah, i really fancy you- so how about it?"
anyone mind that advert?:D
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05-05-2007, 08:57 PM
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Celtic First Team
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you are like a parking ticket
u;ve got FINE FINE FINE writin all over you
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05-05-2007, 08:58 PM
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Step into Christmas
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Fav Celtic Song: Willie Maley, Four Leaf Clover
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'You have beautiful eyes'
'I like your shoes'
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05-05-2007, 09:09 PM
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Celtic First Team
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im new and town and cant seem to find my way home
can i have some directions to your house please
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